havering 

To talk nonsense or to chatter (origin was Sir W. Scott); used in The Proclaimers song "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)".

Drinking, more often than not, leads to havering

havering by vault_boy_87 January 9, 2011

Hoovering 

1. v. To vacuum a floor or rug ;

2. v. Being manipulated back into a relationship with threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. Relationship manipulation often associated with individuals suffering from personality disorders like Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder ;

3. v. Excessive consumption as in drug or alcohol use ;

4. v. Sexual term describing oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum ;

5. n. Derogatory term for taking advantage of others by taking more food, drugs, beverages, than paid for or borrowing things and rarely returning them.

1. I was hoovering the second floor bedrooms and hall!
2. After I broke up with my girlfriend, she tried hoovering me back!
3. Last night, Blake was hovering the cocaine as usual!
4. Last night was great, Tanya was hoovering me all night!
5. Alicia is hoovering her brother this weekend.

Hoovering by Webster's Bro August 6, 2010

Hoevering 

When that hoe over there hovers over a man, object, place, etc. Basically, when the bitch you hate (or everyone hates) is walking anywhere, thinking she cute.

Bitch, why you hoevering?!
Oh my god, she was hoevering all over Nephew.

Hoevering by goodbadoriginal January 20, 2015

Hoerinthians 

The book of the Bible that gives your girl explicit permission to perform acts befitting of a hoe as long as it’s for you and you alone.

According to the book of Hoerinthians, it’s okay for me to sit on your face because we’re dating.

Hoerinthians by Zinny69 February 10, 2023

Hovering Arm 

A move pulled by straight up studs on first dates. Consists of the guy putting his arm up on the couch around the girl. Sends a message that "I'm in to you, but I'm not gunna try hard to get some." 50% of the time, its works all the time.

Dave pulled the hovering arm last night on Becky, which totally got him laid.

Hovering Arm by Str8upstud October 19, 2010

Fork Hovering 

You know when you pick up more food with your fork/spoon but your still eating the food in your mouth so your fork just sort of hovers in front of your mouth until your done.

I couldnt swallow that piece of chicken so I was fork hovering for a while.

Fork Hovering by ChewiKirbyLava May 13, 2010

Hovering Alfred 

The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid making contact with the seat. On occasion with lower pulic toilets, one must also brace them self with one hand against the wall to avoid falling in. Also known as a "Floating Susan" when executed by a female.

They were out of ass gaskets in the stall, So Stan had to attempt a risky "hovering alfred", before he shat himself.

Hovering Alfred by Scott Kelley September 1, 2008