housner 

A sexy male of female, has a large nose, unnaturaly attractive. not very nice

That kid must be a housner!

housner by Davis Housner August 3, 2007

half houser 

When the head of an uncircumcised penis begins to peek out from behind its veil of foreskin.

Judy: WHOA WHAT IS THAT NOISE?
Paul: It is my half houser, throbbing halfway beneath its mighty shield of foreskin and the penetrable area of thou vagin.

half houser by Clitty Clout June 13, 2013

Houser 

Pronounced 'House-er', not 'howser'. A subculture in the late 80's into the 90's, where they became 'ravers'. A houser listened to electronic music, wore baggy pants, pioneers of rave culture, house music festivals, wallet chains, drugs and glowsticks were big.

I am gonna DJ an electronic music party for a bunch of housers and their friends.

Houser by shawnovin June 15, 2008

housered

being incredibly blacked out drunk until you stumble around until you pass out, in the mean time of consciousness completely embarrassing yourself

did you see that chick at jake's last night? she was totally housered!

housered by mossman26 May 15, 2011

doobie houser 

the coolest pot smoking dr ever

the name given to a doctor that smokes pot

a doctor that gives you a medicinal medical marijuana card

i went to the hospital to see a doobie houser he gave me my mary jane medicaal card

doobie houser by donky turdz December 5, 2009

john houser

A man of true strength, masculine as hell but has a the most miniscule shlong on this earth. Cock gobbler of some sort

Ryan- hey john what's up?!

John- in gonna go lift and then jerk my dog! I'm such a john houser

john houser by Rhunt January 27, 2016

Randy Houser 

To knock someone or something out.

I'm about to Randy Houser this last cup.

You keep talking shit, and I'm going to Randy Houser your ass.

Randy Houser by El Pinche Trio May 11, 2021