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a small town with nothing to do in it but walk across the bridge to no where and attend basketball games.
by theinio May 10, 2009
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A small town in northern maine full of Racists, Homophobes, Drunks, liars, wiggers & thieves and any combonation of these.

Houlton is a boring place with ugly women, Stupid men & nothing to do.

the local religion is consumer gluttony & the church is Walmart.

If you value your soul at all you will not enter this occursed town or it will die!
guy #1: I was in houlton today.

guy #2: Oh yea? prayin' in the church of walmart no doubt?

guy #1: yup.
by Vipersikness April 04, 2010
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