Poon Hogger

Noun-A male or lesbian who has multiple current female sexual partners hoes and refuses to let any of his boys partake in the plethora of poon pounding

Hey Chuck, you know that I'm a newly divorced man! How bout throwing your boy one of your hoes and quit being a Poon Hogger!

Poon Hogger by Poon Hogger Gym - General June 17, 2016

half houser 

When the head of an uncircumcised penis begins to peek out from behind its veil of foreskin.

Judy: WHOA WHAT IS THAT NOISE?
Paul: It is my half houser, throbbing halfway beneath its mighty shield of foreskin and the penetrable area of thou vagin.

half houser by Clitty Clout June 13, 2013

Hodger 

An impressively large dump.

He's just layed a steaming hodger.

Hodger by Rich Irvine April 21, 2008

hoegerlasmonique 

A strange feeling that can not be discribed. Many experienced it in life, but since its hardly noticable and hard to explain, only a few know about it.

Dude, did you feel hoegerlasmonique today?

hoegerlasmonique by Cawkz November 25, 2009

hoager

Hoager - When a woman is being unreasonable about a subject that is irrelevant.

Timmy was sure to let Sally know she was a hoager for bitching about ignorant bullshit while he was trying to eat.

hoager by SimonClint April 25, 2017

Pole Hogger 

A person who hogs the pole on a subway, bus, or train by standing against it with their entire body leaving others nothing to hold onto.

"I had to train surf the downtown 6 today because some guy was totally being a pole hogger."

Pole Hogger by MissMelissaJean October 7, 2009

Houzerdaeben

A shortened version of “How has your day been?”

Hello there, houzerdaeben?

Houzerdaeben by Ilikemakeword421 February 15, 2022