Hotrod Johnson

Hotrod Johnson is when you are feeling more than good. The night of drankin, and whatever else might have been up your sleeve to amplify the fun, may be coming to an end but not if your in your prime. Once you get to this stage in the night you have the urge to let everyone know that you are Hotrod Johnson.

Guy: Dude how ya feeling?
Dude: I'm fucking Hotrod Johnson.
Guy: Perfect!

Hotrod Johnson by pseusonym_thug_life July 26, 2009

Korean Hotrod Firetruck 

The act of slathering your male partner's penis with barbecue sauce and proceeding to insert into one's self.

George: Would you like to Korean Hotrod Firetruck?

Tom: Yes I would, get the barbecue sauce.

Korean Hotrod Firetruck by Toffles September 1, 2014

hotrod 

To improve performance of something as in a hot rod car.

Plans were made to hotrod the shovel motor in the old rigid chop so it would get out of it's own way.

hotrod by Pufnblu4u January 26, 2005

Hotrodding 

To insert your penis, while wearing a condom, into hot sauce and then to proceed to enter it into a vagina. Hence, giving your lady the sensation of a 'hot rod.' Can also be referred to as giving her that "sweet, sweet Texas Pete."

Navin got a little drunk the other night and thought it would be funny to surprise his girl by hotrodding her. She was surprised alright.

Hotrodding by Hot n' Saucy March 29, 2009

Hotrod 

Slang Term for a ponographic film

I watched a hotrod last night

Hotrod by Sk45 February 6, 2010

Barklay Hotrod 

When one sticks a curling iron in another person's butthole and then plugs it in, and then observe how long the person can stand it before it is too hot.

Man I'm bored, let's see who can take a barklay hotrod the longest!

Barklay Hotrod by Dr. Jerry Masters September 1, 2020

hotroded 

The act of having improved the performance of anything, especially of engines or cars or bikes.

He hotroded the pickups on his guitar for better tone.
OR
He had thourougly hotroded the smallblock in his ElCamino.

hotroded by Pufnblu4u January 26, 2005