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9. hotpocket
when you fart and pull the covers over your mates head and they suffer.
yeah, last night i pulled the hotpocket on that hoe.
1. Hotpocket
When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"
"I'm about to cum..."

(She shoves his ballsac into his anus)

"HOTPOCKET!"
2. Hotpocket
The act of crapping in your freinds pants pockets before they are worn and without them knowing.
I have to go wash my jeans because I got hotpocketed.
3. hotpocket
Where you put your penis. A warm place to go when it is cold outside and the world is cruel.
I stuffed her hotpocket full of sausage and eventually a delicouse creamy filling.
4. hotpocket
someone useful that you would not consider a friend but ultimately keep around and take advantage of

stemming from the fact that you always want to keep them "close and warm, i.e. in your pocket"

Can be used as a noun or as a verb.
I tried to hotpocket Shelly as a tutor, but she wouldn't even look at me after I waited til finals to finally talk to her.

Charlie is a good hotpocket, he works at the restaurant and always hooks up free food.
5. Hotpocket
Shit in a bag. Have sex with a lady. After sex, slap her in the face with the bag of poop.
Girl 1:"Hey, Why did you and Jeremy break up?"
Girl 2:"We were having sex, then after, instead of snuggling, he hotpocketed me."
6. Hotpocket
An expandable pocket-size solar power microwave.
He owned a Hotpocket, with which he could successfully cook his microwave pizza without venturing to a domestic location.
7. hotpocket
the act of shiting on a females face than eating the shit off the females face
i hotpocketed on her face last night wile we had sex
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