a fashion show/magazine photographer
"I ain't ever gonna get no supermodel to date me."
"True, but you could become a hotographer and make love to them with your camera, and maybe you'd bag the odd one after the shoot!"
A member of the growing group of women that mistakenly believe they are budding photographers, sending and posting random snapshots of flowers, bodies of water, and rainbows to everyone they know via social networking sites and email.
"Every time I check email, I get 50 new photos from some Ho-tographer I know."