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a kid with a super hot mom who plays xbox and is gonna be bald at the age of 22. also is very slow with his feet its oober embarresing. also very square head and small little wiener that barely sticks out of a hole because he had a sex change.
hotmomeron sloth from Goonies,
by kg1capmurdera March 08, 2009

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