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Too hot to be handled. One fine human being. To be smoking hot.
Alexis is one hot tomale.
by Alexis O. September 20, 2003
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A phrase used when one does not know how to spell "tamale" correctly.
(conversation via IM)
A: What's a hot tomale?
B: I donno. Do you mean tamale?
A: Oh... yeah, I guess.
B: Well, a tamale is a Mexican food made of cornmeal & lard, with typically a pork filling. A "hot tamale" can be a spicy cinnamon candy. Or it could be a reference to someone appealing to the eye.
A: Man I'm a dumbass.
B: I know.
by Leslie83c May 02, 2009
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1.An individual that has obtained an extreme amount of hotness.
2. see strapping young lad
by hag January 05, 2004
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When a guy covers his dick in hot sauce and then fucks a woman. Can also put hot sauce on fingers and fingerbang.

For full effect, couple this with a Dirty Sanchez for the ultimate "South of the Border" experience.
Person 1: Did you hear what Tom did last night?
Person 2: Yeah, he gave her the Hot Tomale!
Person 1: Bet that's the last time she ever wants Mexican food.
by The real Old Gregg June 18, 2009
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eating someone elses vomit from a vagina
by danny March 24, 2005
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