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Hot mom means sexy mom; deduce that to mean mom I'd like to have sex with; regard that statement as Mother I'd Like to Fuck, hence the terminology: MILF.
Joey: Wow, Ross, your ex-wife Carol is one hot mom.
Ross: You're talking about my son's mother.
Joey: Hey, I call 'em as a I see 'em. I'm sure Susan will agree that she's a MILF.
Ross: Shut up!
by FriendsFan2005 April 01, 2010

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