Someone or Something that is such a mess... the level of it, is off of the charts. It's past pathetic, past pitiful. It's to the point you almost have to walk away to keep from bustin a gut. Hot messes can exist in levels.
i.e. Hot Mess, Hot Fuckin Mess
Oh my God, y'all a HOT MESS!
a couple of girls (usually stoners), that on any given night, that have consumed a large quantity of alcohol or mushrooms, and have lost control of themselves..
ie dancing on tables, forgetting conversations, beer bonging, gas masking, adventures..etc...
this is why hot messes should stick to pot!
jessica and megan were such a hot mess last night that they turned into gabe and gabe..
When one looks terrible, or acts in such a way that makes them unpleasant to be around.
It is believed that this term originated as an opposite to the term hotness
, as they are so close to one another in appearance.
Guy 1: "That new redhead in Data Admin...I have but one word: hotness
Guy 2: "Yo, are your eyes broke, or what? She looked a hot mess
when I saw her."
A flaming tool that enjoys iPhones, dudes, Casper, putting from the rough, smokin' pole, and lightin doobies.
Ryan Smith is a hot mess.
This word means someone who looks dirty, or they stank. Hair is not done, clothes are dirty, teeth aint brushed,etc. This word can also mean someone who thinks that they look good, but they dont.
C.E.O. "Oh wee, there goes Big Bertha with all them tight-ass clothes on. She's got some nerve, thinkin' she looking all good with all them stomachs hangin' out!"
Billy: " Shit,that's yo girl over there, looking a hot mess!!
C.E.O. " She took all that time in the mirror, thinkin she da shit, she aint nothing but a hot mess!"
Someone or something looking a mess.
A person coming outside looking a mess. Not dressed right or looking right.
when you look horrible
"Oh, she look a <i>hot mess</i> today!"