A state of disarray so chaotic that it's dizzying to look at. A mess that is beyond the normal range of disarray. Visual clutter that draws attention to itself.
When the Project Runway contestant showed a garment made out of multicolored plush animals tied together with yarn, Heide Klum declared, "It's a hot mess!"
by JavaJaneOhio November 04, 2010
Is a putrid mole who is able to hide the stench of her disco pussy...
One who often drops at arq (or is banned)
G=MC dropped Dah Dah Dah
They often make high pitched and irritating noises and need to be put in the corner for time out.
Gurl you look like a hot mess!
by BDGurl May 31, 2011
A term used to describe the aftermath of anal intercourse where semen, blood and feces ooze out of the anus.
After I hit that ass, it was a hot mess.
by nas'd November 02, 2011
a sexy person who has a shit face when he/she drinks.
Penn State Dude: I wanna goto Juniata and meet some smart sexy girls tonight?

Juniata Girl: I know I am smart and sexy but I am such a hot mess when i am drunk.
by jc_sherwood1 August 29, 2011
When a situation is an extreme cluster-fuck.
This traffic-jam is a hot mess.
by Squad September 05, 2005
A person who makes a stellar leader...can be a disaster 24/7 but pull off any task given to them. Makes things ten times harder than they need to be but handles business. Can laugh off and make look good falling down a flight of stairs, rear ending people regularly and over all making a fool of themselves.
A hotmess will continue to make a million mistakes but can always persevere with a smile on their face.
by lea-tard August 15, 2011
adj., Foustian in origin. Used to describe things that are extreme. Must be used in context for the listener to understand whether it is positive or negative. In the negative sense, it takes on a tone of high sarcasm.

Positive: "Were you at the Madonna concert last night? It was a hot mess."

Negative: "Ew, do you see what she's wearing? It's a hot mess."
by JFlash June 20, 2006
1. An obviously warm, sticky, steaming pile of just-ejaculated semen. Cum. Enough said.

2. A term used to describe someone/something that is passed the most horrible point of possibly being described.

All other definitions can apply!
1. - Gyaahhh.... now I have a hot mess to clean up.

-- Suzy: I'll eat up your hot mess, Johnny..

Johnny: Okaii Suzy!

2. - Oh my Moses.. You're one bloody hot mess. xD
by Auzy--- September 23, 2009

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