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25.
When profesional bow hunter Matthew Karl performs vaginal conalingus, while penetrating her in the anus with a bow and arrow.
Fuck man, after bow and arrow practice on wednesday Kenesey was so wet in her panties that she actually saic no to straight up sex, and let me hot karl her.
by MC Cock, AKA MC Cock February 28, 2010
 
1.
Proceding to the act of hot-karling involves one of the following:

1. Any part of sex in which faeces from one partner is found on the other, regardless of the technique. NOTE: the action of defecating on one's self may not be regarded as a "hot karl" but rather as "soiling yourself".

2. A form of assault in which the assailant procedes to fill a tube sock with his own faeces, ready to engage in fierce guerrilla.
1. While you were sleeping, I snuck into your sister's room and hot-karled her.

2. Brandon is such a moron, let's hot-karl him after school today.
by Davyd R. Bard November 05, 2003
 
2.
To excrete fecal matter into a sock and then to hit a person in the face with the sock filled with feces.
I pooped in my sock while in the Jeep, and jumped out and gave a Hot Karl to the homeless man.
by P. Lucho August 09, 2004
 
3.
When you shit into a tube sock, then hit someone in the face with it and scream "Hot Karl!"
Yo, your roommate is a dick. Let's hit him up with a Hot Karl tonight.
by Caesar October 11, 2003
 
4.
is when you poop in a sock and hit someone in the face with it.
poop in a sock and hit someone with it.
by Justin Hoffman June 02, 2004
 
5.
the act of jizzing in a cup, microwaving it for 1 minute before throwing it in a chicks face... I don't know why people are misrepresenting the hot Karl but its rather upsetting.
Joe gave Jane a hot Karl leaving 3rd degree burns on her neck and face
by itshugeaskaround November 16, 2012
 
6.
1. The greatest rapper alive. His debut album "I Like to Read" was better than Illmatic.
Did you hear that Hot Karl record? It was totally better than Illmatic!
by Jensen Karp Fan April 04, 2011
 
7.
1)The act of leaving feaces on your partners stomach, chest, mouth area while engaging in sexual activity.

2)The act of pooping in a tube sock and smacking them in the face.
1)While bangin your mom last night i hot karled her face because she wouldn't shut up

2)When this douche bag passes out lets hot karl him in the face
by Dick Ertz March 16, 2009