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Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be proud.
I bought some seran wrap today because I want to give Carrie a hot carl for her birthday.
by yourgod November 29, 2005
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the act of putting seran-wrap on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy shit on the seran-wrap, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face.
last night was great, she loved the hot carl!!!
by cory mullins October 12, 2005
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Alright...A Hot Carl is done in 1 of 3 ways.
1st: You shit on your partners face.

2nd: You shit on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it.

3rd: You shit on to a glass table while your partner lays down underneath it.

All are varying degrees of hardcoreness!
I cant believe Lisa actually opened her mouth when i gave her that hot-carl. Dude that's fu*ked!
by The Dr. October 12, 2004
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When someone eats a spicy chicken sandwich at Carl's Jr and has the shits for quite some time afterwards!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Harder! Harder! Harder!
Chad : Oh Fuck!!!
Kiersten : Damn't not another Hot Carl!
Chad: MMMMMMMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh the smell get the fuck out!!!!
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A Hot Carl is performed correctly when you line the recipient's mouth with saran wrap and then pinch a loaf directly into their awaiting open orifice.

A Sloppy Carlson occurs when the loaf is hot and runny (diarrhea) and forces a hole through the saran wrap, mmm.
My girlfriend wanted me to buy her roses but I gave her a Hot-Carl instead.
by Carl Bratannalannalusky March 30, 2005
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THE REAL DEAL, FROM THE HOT CARL MASTER HIMSELF

A hot carl is when someone puts seran wrap ontop of another person's face and shits on it. This creates a warm tingly sensation that i like to call a piping hot carl.
Andrew gave Purt a piping hot carl.
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You put saran-wrap over your face, while someone shits on your face, so you can feel the warmth of there poo.
he bought a whole roll of saran-wrap for those wild nights!

she gave him a hotcarl one time.....the saranwrap had a hole in it. :/
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