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Take a shit in a sock and start betting someone with it.
I hot carled stan in the other room with that sock!
by Stanly May 24, 2005
 
1.
Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be proud.
I bought some seran wrap today because I want to give Carrie a hot carl for her birthday.
by yourgod November 29, 2005
 
2.
the act of putting seran-wrap on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy shit on the seran-wrap, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face.
last night was great, she loved the hot carl!!!
by cory mullins October 12, 2005
 
3.
Alright...A Hot Carl is done in 1 of 3 ways.
1st: You shit on your partners face.

2nd: You shit on your partners face who is sporting a piece of saran wrap over it.

3rd: You shit on to a glass table while your partner lays down underneath it.

All are varying degrees of hardcoreness!
I cant believe Lisa actually opened her mouth when i gave her that hot-carl. Dude that's fu*ked!
by The Dr. October 12, 2004
 
4.
A Hot Carl is performed correctly when you line the recipient's mouth with saran wrap and then pinch a loaf directly into their awaiting open orifice.

A Sloppy Carlson occurs when the loaf is hot and runny (diarrhea) and forces a hole through the saran wrap, mmm.
My girlfriend wanted me to buy her roses but I gave her a Hot-Carl instead.
by Carl Bratannalannalusky March 30, 2005
 
5.
You put saran-wrap over your face, while someone shits on your face, so you can feel the warmth of there poo.
he bought a whole roll of saran-wrap for those wild nights!

she gave him a hotcarl one time.....the saranwrap had a hole in it. :/
by hamham.momo February 09, 2010
 
6.
To perform a Hotcarl, an individual begins by defecating into a large tube sock. While holding the sock in a vertical position the opening is then securely tied off in a knot. Tightly grip the knotted end and swing the steamy shit sock in a windmill like fashion until all fecal matter is forced to the toe end of the tube sock. At this point the individual then strikes his/her partner violently and repeatedly. A flogging motion is the most common method but personal preference varies for each individual.
A woman assaulted on the CTA Blue Line in Oak Park last week told police another passenger struck her in the face with a sock filled with human excrement aka "Hotcarl."
by TYFYTA January 09, 2014
 
7.
A Chorizo Burrito ordered from Jack in the Box that is double penetrated by two Mexicans working in the back before being served to you.
Friend: "Man, what's with all that grunting coming from the back room?"
Me: "Dude, the cooks are whipping you up a steamin' Hot Carl for sure"
by J-Mama July 12, 2012