| 1. | wet daydream | ||
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The wet daydream occurs during the day when you are thinking about laying the bone to some hottie and you get a rock hard boner, and after it (the boner) goes down, you have a few drops of splooge in your underbriefs. Some guys may have a full load in their pants, depending on how hot of a situation they were daydreaming about. Member of the media: "Mr. Jobs, what product will you be unveiling today?"
Steve Jobs: "This is the new Ipod, it can play music, movies, make coffee, and print U.S. currency. It is really great" Another member of the media: "What price can consumers expect to pay for this amazing device?" Steve Jobs: "I will answer that as soon as I get back from the restroom, I just had a major wet daydream." |
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| 2. | Ptfuh-sorus | ||
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One of the longest extinct creatures to ever walk this planet. It is said to have abused in a sexually manner all the other dinasours that are extinct today. It has a masculine odar which no female creature can resist. It is said that it gave birth to Bigfoot and The Abdominal Snowman. It was spotted to be either hot bright pink or a fuzzy yellow fluff ball. It's tits can glow in the dark and it's balls can change color depending on it's surroundings. It's penis is found in it's mouth. It actually isn't extinct as it has been spotted various times screwing pine trees in the wild.
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| 3. | Winds of Plague | ||
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a once decent deathcore band that displayed some signs of originality. they then decided to add copious amounts of breakdowns and an allegedly 'hot' female keyboardist and now are the subject of every bro and douchebag in the scene's wet dreams. Also, Reloaded is the worst song on the fucking planet Bill: Hey man, you head the new Winds of Plague CD?
Ted: Nah, im not a douchebag, bro, or easily influenced 15 year old. Plus every song eventually leads to the same breakdown. Why would anyone listen to it? Try listening to: The Faceless, Necrophagist, Psycroptic, Origin, Spawn of Possesion or Dying Fetus |
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| 4. | Jonno | ||
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A person of the male gender who is so ridiculously/ extremely hot/ handsome/ good looking that he can make any female wet just by looking at her. Jonnos are known the world over for having the biggest schlongs on average by at least a meter to their closest rivals. Their dongs commonly go by the name of "Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle or Borris The Fur Faced Chicken." They generally have a wingman starting with the letter "B" who is mostly a massive mong with an elfish appearance. Jonnos live for DA BOIZ and follow the rules of "The Bro Code" by the book. You think you're hot?... you obviously haven't met a Jonno yet. They are built like a God and would make Jesus himself cream his pants. They have the rare ability to turn lesbians straight, so watch out Rebecca Black. Jonnos are renowned for their lewse getting abilities and just generally ripping the shit up out of any d-floor which is graced by their presence. Some say that Jonnos are as a whole the greatest football players on the planet, so Ronaldo, Messi and Nico get fucked. Blake: "Fuck Jonno's a lewse cannon."
Nico: "I know brah and have you seen his dong?" Huss: "Have you seen my fucking pies?" Nico: "STFU and answer my question..." Huss: Nah i haven't seen his knob but word on the street is it's longer than the street..." Blake " I heard it's named Russell the one-eyed wonder muscle?" Nico: "I heard it was called Borris the fur-faced chicken?" Huss: "I couldn't care less i just want a fucking pie with some tomatie sauce!"? |
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