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to take a moist warm towel and jack off someone. then to collect the semen in a bowl and microwave it on high for thirty seconds, quickly taking the bowl to the same person who ejaculated and using the heated liquid a massage ointment.
oh man, i got so excited when she sent me a text and asked me if i wanted to go hot rubbing..turns out her stupidass iphone misspelled it for hot tubbing. damnnn
by newmanation11 December 03, 2010

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