When having intercourse from behind, right before ejaculation, pull out and spit on your partner's back. Feeling the warm moisture she will turn assuming you have ejaculated on her back. At this point, ejaculate in her face.
As a surprise for our anniversary, i got my wife doggystyle and then gave her a hot roger.
when you pick your wife up from bingo and you shove the bingo dabber in her ass and she screams BINGO!
i picked up a hottie from arts and gave her a hot roger!