hot pockets are easily identified by their overpriced tripp pants, numetal t-shirts or shirts with sophmoric 'witty' sayings, torn chucks, store-bought studded arm socks, scrawled-on eyeliner, and badly-dyed black hair, often greasy and/or streaked with dark red or auburn.
see also mallcore
it's too bad that that hot pocket has no idea that the subculture he claims to belong to is founded on principles of DIY, not blind consumerism.
1. Warm outside, frozen inside.
2. boiling lava hot, will destroy your mouth.
usually given to patients suffering from constipation.