To take your testicals by the base, and pulling them up and around the shaft of your erect penis and inserting them both into one's mouth simulating feeding somone a hot dog.
Jordan was bored with conventional blow jobs so he fed that dumb bitch the dick dog.
a guy that is a hot head super dominant that thinks he is the toughest man on the planet
hey jason who was that hitting on your girl friend?
oh thats fred he is such a fuckin power dick
|52.||Dick van Dyke|
A sibling sexual act of the Land Shark.
To preform the Dick van Dyke, the man must have their partner get on the ground up side-down, so that their ass is in the air.
The partner then, completely naked, enters the room whilst sining the Dick van Dyke Show theme song. He then trips over a nearby ottoman, thus catapulting him into the air. He then attempts to enter into his hole of choice in his partner.
Fred: Hey, you wanna come over and watch the game at my place?
Ted: Nah, I'm going to the store to buy an ottoman so I can Dick van Dyke my girlfriend.
When a man puts his dick in a hot dog bun and sticks it out a window. He waits for someone to notice and relishes the moment. Mustard optional, but manditory.
Ben: I'll take one foot-long hot dog.
Nick: That will be 4.28
(Ben pulls up to the window.)
Ben: What the fuck is that?
Josh: Looks like a dick to me.
Nick: You just witnessed a drive-thru dick.
Ben: Kudos. Man.
The measurements of a guys dick.
When asking politely in a chat for the size of a man's cock!
HOTCHATBOY: So you wanna hook up bitch?
BIGIRL29: Dick Stats???
HOTCHATBOY: 9"inch thick, shaven balls, uncut.
BIGIRL: Sorry I don't feel like dick tonight, I wanna eat pussy
HOTCHATBOY: lemme cream pie u b4 u go bitch
BIGIRL29: No thanks I'd rather catch aids and die
HOTCHATBOY: Bitch i'm gonna cut u bad!
HOTBIGIRL: te he he
|55.||hot as tits|
adj. - Hot in the positive sense, used mostly to describe a sexually attractive female, but can also be used with other positive instances of hot (i.e. objects, ideas). Antonym of hot as balls. Heterosexual version of hot as dick
"Hey, is that your mom? She's hot as tits!"
"Check out these clothes! They're hot as tits!"
When your freak dancing with a girl from behind and your dick is sandwhiched between her buns (like a hot dog) and it feels like she's jackin' you off.
Guy one: Hey man wasn't that a crazy party last night?
Guy two: Ya dude that was insane! That girls was hot doggin' me the whole time!