| 190. | Hatchbacking | ||
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Very similar to tailgating where one or more people drink and/or make food in a parking lot before sporting or other large events, (usually football games or concerts) but the gathering's specifically held behind a hatchback vehicle which contains a pullout cooking apparatus (grill, hot plate, etc.). We were tailgating before the game but since it was behind John's 2011 Kia Sportage with the pullout hatchback grill option, we were technically hatchbacking!
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| 191. | Cinderella | ||
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Cinderella..." is mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot-tubbing any time. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters." well..err thats what the magic mirror told me anyway. Peron 1 : oooo I like eating sushi whilst taking a bath!
Person 2: who do you think you are?! cinderella?! |
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| 192. | Em-Dawg | ||
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A fictitious 'gangsta' alter-ego of individuals who sport the more common name of Emily on a daily basis. Em-Dawgs usual are attractive, Caucasian women with dyed blond hair, who enjoy buying rap music off itunes, drinking hot tea, and cooking biscuits in a rice cooker. But as a warning, Em-Dawgs are very sensitive about others seeing this alter-ego and will respond defensively if given widespread attention. Em-Dawg began rapping along with the music coming from the macbook, but the moment her friend started filming her she reverted back to normal self.
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| 193. | Diarrhea Holocaust | ||
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The worst catastrophe since I ejaculated into a fan. An event that is literally like taking your cock, beating an angry cat with it while simultaneously shitting on your mom. Something so unmentionable that it gives you the sensation that a dozen catholic priests are sodomizing you repeatedly then finally sticking a purple candle in your sphincter and burning your insides with hot wax while cooking priest semen in your bunghole. Seriously, I'd rather be a youngling in Revenge of the Sith than go through this. Mike:wassup dude, how was your birthday? me:shitty, it was a total Diarrhea holocaust.
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| 194. | Jerk Chicken | ||
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Jerk Cooking
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jerk jurk –verb (used with object) 1. to preserve meat –adjective 2. being or containing a spicy seasoning mixture flavored with pimento, used esp. in Jamaican cooking: jerk sauce. 3. prepared with jerk flavorings, esp. by barbecuing or grilling with Pimento wood: jerk chicken. Jerk Chicken, originating from Jamaica, is a spicy dish that includes some or all of these ingredients: Allspice, Scotch Bonnet Peppers, Scallions and fresh Thyme. Authentic Jerk Chicken utilizes Jamaican Allspice as the defining element of jerk Cooking. The entire Allspice tree, which Jamaicans call pimento wood, is used: the crushed berries are rubbed into the skin; the pimento wood burns hot and slow; the green leaves and dried wood are tossed on the fire, releasing a sweet smoke that flavors the meat with a warm, woody pepperiness. The particular genius of jerk — the play of sweet and smoke, green and wood, spicy and herbal — is credited to the Jamaican Maroons; Africans who taught the local Taino their method of smoking food in pits dug into the earth. The Maroons were brought to Jamaica as slaves, but began escaping in the 1650s, and fought British and Spanish dominion over the island. (The words jerk and... |
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| 195. | filipino spaghetti | ||
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a style of cooking spaghetti which includes adding ketchup, processed cheese, outrageously red hot dog slices and 5 pounds of sugar (for every pound of pasta). it's so wicked, it could survive an atom bomb dropped directly overhead. Newscaster: Breaking news, North Korea has sent a missile armed with nuclear warhead towards us!
Mom: kiddo, let's go to the bomb shelter now! Kid: but mom, i'm still eating a filipino spaghetti! Mom: just leave it there, it will survive, trust me. |
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| 196. | Mission Viejo High School | ||
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Home of the Diablos, Mission Viejo is home to some of the best teachers and some not so good students. It was founded in 1353 AC, and is kown to be the oldest continuing high school. It was nearly shut down in the 50s when a gang of greasers lit the school to flame. However, new builindg were built and Mission Viejo High was restored to normal. Now adays, it offers such classess as animal care and cooking. It has a farm. The gym is too hot and has a gigantic sating on it. Mission Viejo High School is a school people from 14 to 18 go to.
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