Fatty I'd Like to Fuck, or Fatso I'd Like to Fuck, or Fat chick I'd Like to Fuck or Fat bitch I'd Like to Fuck. Any target of hogging or nail the whale. At the beginning of the night I thought she was a big flat fatty but after putting back a few I thought she was a hot brabuster.
After ten beers that girl went from a chunkmuffin to a real FILF.
It is when you get a turtle head that just barely is pushing out your ass like a little paintbrush and you procede to draw on your partner using that turtle head while still attached to your butt.
Last week during sex Travis gave Sally a Bob Ross.
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The farts of an obese person are very distinct. They have a hallmark "Plop" sound.Like an air bubble in wet concrete,the fart gas slowly eases its way to freedom between the jelly-like,fat butt cheeks causing the pizza dough buttocks to jiggle slightly.
Gas bubbles in hot lava have a fat ass fart sound
The original definiton:
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
More shocker euphemisms:more...
Checking her fever, with two in the beaver
Crimson: 2, Brown: 1.
Dos en el hueco, con uno en el seco.
Dos en el rosado, y uno en el morado.
Dos en la crica, con uno en la pica.
Dos en la hamaca, con uno en la caca.
Going to town, with one in the brown.
The Barracuda (Aus)
The Willy J Munchright (Named after a famous Australian)
Two at Yale, one at Brown.
Two in her rut, one in her butt.
Two in the 'ooh la la', one in the caca.
Two in the baby maker, one in the patty caker.
Two in the beav, with an ace up the sleeve.
Two in the beaver, one in the cleaver.
Two in the beaver, one where food leaves her.
Two in the bird, one in the turd.
Two in the blood, one in the mud.
Two in the boat, one in the moat.
Two in the bow, one in the stern.
Two in the buckle, one in the knuckle.
Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney.
Two in the bush, one in the tush.
Two in the byway, one in the hershey highway.
Two in the cake, one in the pudding.
Two in the camel toe, one in the anal hole.
Two in the cat, one in the shat.
Two in the cheese, one in the whiz.
Two in the chink, one in the sphinc.
Two in the chute, one in the glute.
Two in the clam, one in the SHAZAAM
Two in the clanker, one in the spanker.
Two in the cockpit, one where the jock sits.
Two in the coin slot, one in the balloon knot.
Two in the condom muncher, one in the donkey puncher.
Two in the coo, one in the poo.
Two in the coot, one in the ...
also referred to as:
Badly wrapped kebab
Bald man in a boat
BAP (Bad Ass Pussy)
Black cat with its throat cut
Black hole Of Calcunta
Box lunch at the Y
Boy in the boat
Breakfast of champions
Cradle of filth
Delta of Venus
DNA slurpee machine
Easy bake o...
When the bar closed, I took a big fat fatty home. She turned out to be a Head Zeppelin and I got a nice blowjob.
She's such a fattress; her chunky ass had sex with a dozen different guys last semester.