When 2 gay asian men are having sex, the first covers their penis in crap and penetrates the second mans butt with the poop covered penis. Then the asian man who was penetrated poops while in penetration.
Guy: You two really got it on last night. What happened?
Asian Guy: We tried our first California Sushi-Roll
Guy: Thats F**king gross man
HAM stands for Hot Asian Man. It's an acronym. It is most often used when someone is near a hot Asian man and would like to comment on his hawtness without him realizing it. Associated words: HAG (hot Asian girl).
Check out that HAM over there. Damn.
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S Asians mainly fall into 5 groups:
1 HOMO ALPINUS, the short Caucasoid Alpine Race of Central India. Having evolved in icy cold Alpine &
Siberian climates, vascularised parts like ear, finger & penis have shrunken to conserve heat. Thus, the Indo-Aryan
Penis is as small as the mainly Alpine European Penis, 3.5-4.5 in.
2 HOMO IRANICUS, the tall Caucasoid Nordic-Iranian Race of North India. As an adaptation to less cold
climates, the North Indian Penis is, like the Scandinavian Penis, 4.0-5.5 in - small but larger than the Central
Indian Penis. However, Bergman's Rule leads to large body mass, which contrasts with the modest penis & leads to
stereotypes of microphallism.
3 HOMO DRAVIDA
A nice guy who is usually too nice for his own good. Is normally an on and off pyromaniac and addicted to making things explode. Willing to do something very stupid but knows when to stop. Usually very nice to others and protective of friends. Is also usually attracted to Asian women and will be more than willing to give a lap dance to any girl he is attracted to. Is also usually sought after by gay men and almost every kind of woman. Will be dedicated to the girl he is with and will be willing to stop any of his bad habits (being a Pyromaniac), especially for her sake and will treat her as best as he can, which will be pretty damn well.
"Oh my god, who's that hot guy over there?"
"That's my boyfriend, Vance. Be jealous bitch."
An asian princess. Most notably characterized by being very high maintenance with a taste for ugly men (usually named Jimmy) with nice cars with large spoilers and high incomes. These females also accessorise themselves with small dogs and large sunglasses.
Have you guys met Jimmy's new Apezee Mariko? She's an import model.
The term for a pilot who flew in an elite attack squadron of hot air ballons during the Korean War. These brave young men were completely annihilated during the first week of the war by faster, better equipped enemy airplanes. The Westerlund program was cancelled days later.
(must be said with Asian accent). "AHHHHHHHHH! WESTERLUNDS!"
being a harry means being a total spastic who spends all of his time masturbating over small asian men aka SAM. these "harrys" are usually found in arisaig, a small shithole of a village where prostitutes roam free, these are commonly mistaken for "sallys"
sam - "oh coatesy you're such a harry!"
coatesy - "i know, and i like it!"