| 1. | Hot-Carl | ||
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A Hot-Carl in understandable terms is when you remove your phallus from your partner's warm rectal orifice and insert it into their mouth, thus giving them the distinct aftertaste of hot wet ass. This is also referred to as Ass to Mouth, Arse to Mouth, A2M, ATM. It is commonly misconcieved that a Hot-Carl involved some sort of rectal expulsion on or near a partners face, this, however, is incorrect. Pleasuring myself in my girlfriend's warm asshole was very tiring after an hour, so I opted to free the weasel and give her a Hot-Carl instead.
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| 2. | HOT ROD ASS | ||
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A hot rod ass is an ass that is unexpectdly bigger than it should be on an average size girl. The hot rod ass is elevated on a females body, sits higher than usual and also protrudes out more from the body. The hot rod ass is hot because its unexpected however still very desirable and curvy. The male benefit to the hot rod ass is that the female wearing is mentally aware of it and thinks she is a 6 because of it when she is really still an 8 which in turn results in more sexual favors to the average gino. There is nothign wrogn with a hot rod ass, its quite desirable. - Look at that hot rod ass
- Her ass is awesome, so out there, a hot rod ass. |
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| 3. | Lager Arse | ||
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The inexplicable tendancy of the arse to produce huge quantities of hot, runny faeces following a night of heavy drinking which need not involve drinking lager. John: Shit, I've got lager arse
Dave: Too many beers I think |
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| 4. | Glassblowers Arse | ||
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The condition one finds oneself in on an extremely hot day, or doing particularly heavy work. To Sweat profusely in an unattractive manner. Especially true if sweat makes your trainers/shoes soggy. Happens a lot to overweight people. "I'm sweating like a Glassblowers Arse"
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| 5. | chefs arse | ||
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Medical condition to describe the horrific chafing of the butt cheeks caused by long hard shifts in a hot sweaty environment. Is often exacerbated by tagnuts, winnets or dangleberries . Although there is no cure for this dreadfull ailment, many chefs I know swear by cornflour, well known for its high starch content. Some shave their asses to lessen the pain, others smear vaseline between the cheeks to lessen the friction, but the real masochists slather their ass in witchhazel upon the onset of symptoms Chef's temper got worse during service as a dose of chefs arse played havoc in his kecks.
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| 6. | red as a baboon's arse | ||
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similie: very red, like the peri-rectal appendage of the great ape of the african continent on heat. As if one has had an extremely hot curry and stripped their ring. After i shagged that bitch dry my cock was as red as a baboon's arse!
Driver: But officer, the lights were amber! Cop: Bullshit mother fucker! It was red as a baboon's arse! |
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| 7. | arse like a fresh bullet wound | ||
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The result of having an incredibly hot curry the night before. Waking up with an arse like a fresh bullet wound
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