hotstitute 

An extremely hot prostitute. The hottest hooker you have ever seen. So hot that it makes it OK that she is a prostitute.

I'm putting that hotstitute's child through college.

Maria Bello plays a great hotstitute in Payback.

hotstitute by InspectorSlap February 19, 2011

Hattitude 

Attitude that comes with the wearing of certain hats.....like:

Hats that are rare.
Hats that are really expensive.
Hats that show authority.
Hats that denote a fraternity or club/group.

That frat boy really has a bad hattitude.

Hattitude by amnesiavictim April 9, 2009

Holitude 

The bad attitude checkout clerks give you during the ever-lengthening holiday season.

I got MAJOR holitude from that woman at the checkout when I asked for a price check on that singing Santa ornament.

Holitude by Mike Lerley May 17, 2007

hornitude 

the most awsum level of horny. it can be ranked using the Bergstein-Giraffe Test, on a Step 1 through 5 basis

Fabio was experiencing such levels of HORNITUDE because he is such a boy. :)

hornitude by FABIO/bingo :) February 9, 2009

hattitude 

the ability to pull off wearing any type of hat without looking ridiculous.
i.e. wearing unusual headgear and making it seem perfectly natural.

shit son, that little white boy tom can really wear a sombrero...he has some serious hattitude.

or

i have so much hattitude i will rock a beret in the morning, a fez in the afternoon, and helmet all night long and bitches will still be hanging off of me.

hattitude by alan rennie May 1, 2008

Hatitude 

When one is wearing an awesome hat that is so awesome their behavior becomes sassy and full of attitude.

Man did you see that guy put his hat on? He has so much Hatitude now.

Hatitude by Pipan May 29, 2011

hattitude 

the diffrent types of attitude that you get while wearing diffrent types of hats.

oh shit he's got that hat on again he's about to start some shit tonight, that damn hattitude it always gets to him

hattitude by kyle mcmathews January 31, 2008