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blue hosted 

when a hosting company claims to offer the best web hosting but has days of down time.
You have been blue hosted when you are told how awesome and amazing their web hosting is only to have your website turned off for days. Similar to blue balls in the sense that you get all turned on only to get shut down.
blue hosted by blueballercaller April 18, 2014
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Like A Hostess 

When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina and squirts her full of sticky cream
Chad placed Keirsten on his bed removed her pants ripped off her panties and filled her up like a hostess!
Like A Hostess by SlopNChop July 26, 2016

Hospedales 

Mixed race of people that control two islands in the Caribbean,

Chinese, African, Indian and mainly of Spanish descent (Now British influence)

Known creative people from every part of the world
Going through immigration control in TT..

Who are you staying with on this visit Sir?

The Hospedales Family!

Oh! Can I order you a car Sir?
Hospedales by WBCT September 29, 2010
1. Messed up completely and without hope; to be in a hoplessly bad condition or position.
2. To spray with water from a hose.
3. Swindled or taken advantage of by deception.
4. To be waylaid and prevented from accomplishing something.
1) This engine is hosed. The pistons are seized and the block is cracked.
2) I hosed down the driveway this morning; now all the leaves and debris are gone.
3) I've been hosed! That Playstation I bought yesterday was an empty case weighted with rocks!
4) A: You, sir, are a hoser. I have done nothing today due to you distracting me! B: Nary, madame, I have hosed you not!

sources: 1) general usage, jargon 2) general usage, literal 3) southern central PA 4) JSD
hosed by ninjamanzz September 3, 2012

OBI hostel 

Maybe the world's most fun, entertaining and sizzling party-hostel. Located just south of La Jolla, Pacific Beach and the Mission Bay in San Diego, CA. OBI Standing for Ocean Beach Int'l hostel, it's the place where not just (the majority tho) int'l travelers but also Americans party and have an awesome time staying.
SD tourist: Dude, u got a plan where to crash in SD?
SD'an: Hells yeah bro, go check out the OBI hostel down in OB. It's about a block from the beach and its pier. Make sure u don't wanna sleep in on sunday mornings since they give away champagne for free- if u want some or not:)
SD tourist: That's what I call a good day's beginning- let's go there! Plus I need some practise on my kegstand-skills too;)
OBI hostel by Stiffmeister February 3, 2005
Name of one of the most influential and prestigious families in North America, known for their supreme knowledge and God-like super powers (walking on water, water to wine, feeding hundreds with on loaf of bread, etc.)

Pronunciation: \ˈhyü-stəd, ˈyü-\
"If there is one thing the world needs, it's another Hustedt."
Hustedt by dehustedts February 19, 2009