They never let you go on a sleepover so don't even bother asking a person with a Hispanic mother. They get mad at you for having one pair of socks on the floor or for having a cup in your room. And they also don't let you go out so don't ask if we can go out either.
Daughter: Mami puedo irme con mis amigas a el Parke.
Hispanic mom: no
Daughter: Porque?
Hispanic mom: Porque no
A hispanic kiss is when a spanish woman kisses a man by using one hand to run her hands through his hair while putting her other hand down his pants to rub his dick.
"Oh that was hot! Dolores gave me that hispanic kiss last night. It was good."
A comical and incredibly fun combination of skipping, running, hopping and arm waving, where the hopsalaufing person's limbs and armsflail in all directions at once. Generally accompanied by a high pitched squeal of excitement. Derived from the German words: laufen (to run) and hopsen (to jump).
"Let's hopsalauf."
"Will you hopsalauf through town singing the Ghanaian national anthem with me?"
"I'm going to hopsalauf round the lounge."
"My friend just hosalaufed all the way to Bangladesh. What a Pagol."
"Hey, I tell you what, this hopsalaufing malarkey is damn awesome."
1. A person, thing, or situation which possesses characteristics of utter randomness and unpredictability; something undefined.
2. Any person or object, particularly a strange one, that’s name is not known by the one referring to it; like a "whatchya-call-it" or "thing-a-ma-bob."
1. -My hoopajoo of a car is really starting to bug me.
-We've gotten our selves into a real hoopajoo here.
2. -That… hoopajoo over there; could you grab it for me?
-Who’s that hoopajoo standing over there in the frilly getup.
An infamous schizophrenic from Newburyport of Hispanic origin. An ordinary man by day; infamous vigiliante by night. He carries a 15 pound revolver with a scope and 1 foot long barrel. He punishes minor civil infractions with capital punishment. He ignores violent crimes almost entirely.
He justifies his drastic action based on the fact that he possesses an index card with "007" written on it. Whether or not he himself wrote it is unknown.
He also is known for traveling back in time and colonizing the Iberian peninsula (Spain and Portugal) in the name of Mexico.
His theme song is known to be:
Buena Vista Social Club - Candela
This can be found on YouTube if you so wish.
Person #1: Dude, You didn't just spit your gum on that sidewalk did you?
Person #2: Ya, I did, why is it a crime?
Person #1: Hispanio is gunna get yo.
*2 Minutes Later*
Hispanio: In the name of justice I vanquish you, foul americano scum!
*Guns down Person #2 (the one you spit the gum on the sidewalk)*
A penis that is statistically (demonstrably) larger than that of the white and oriental man, and closely second to the black man. Its size is mostly contributed to by the Amerindian race, which is proven by various countries within Latin America that have a higher concentration of Amerindian genes (besides the few countries with more prevalent “black genes”).
Maria: Ay papi! You may be vertically short, but you’re tall where it counts!
Jose: That’s the Hispanic penis for ya!