Hosetta Stone 

A Hosetta Stone is a formerly, lava hot lover, who is now cold as a stone.

Since they broke up, Susie is so cold to Juan that she is his Hosetta Stone.

Hosetta Stone by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

hoseteaser 

basically a cocktease.
a girl who flirts and teases a guy to get him interested and leaves him hanging.

see movie Grown Ups:
the mothers lure over a bodybuilder guy, but upon hearing his ridiculously high voice (presumably from steroid use), they just laugh him off. While storming off, he calls them "hoseteasers"

hoseteaser by sarcasmogratis July 17, 2011

hoesetta 

a very fast woman, inclined to have sexual relations on the first date, has a potpourri of children by multiple fathers, schemes to convince you that one of her children is yours in order to drain your bank account

Dude watch that gurl, she is a total Hoesetta. I took her out last weekend and hit it. She went to the free clinic for a pregnancy test and swears I'm going to be a daddy!

hoesetta by Madame Cashmere August 31, 2010

HoseTrail 

pissing whilst skating at night thus leaving a long ass trail of piss behind

I fuckin HoseTrailed the block 😈

HoseTrail by SheluvsNicc March 28, 2020

Hosetti 

Large tubular pasta, bigger and less ribbed than penne.

The chef and onlooker mistook hosetti for penne, but I set them straight.

Hosetti by DaddioMystic July 22, 2019

hosetail 

when frustration has reached it's peak. You must sometimes take it to the next level and get hosetail. The step beyond the last step of the breaking point...

"Dude, what happened?"
"well that dude on the ground dumped the other guys drink all over the front of him, he got all kindsa hosetail on him!! It was sick dude...!!"

hosetail by crimson conman March 18, 2009

Hosetration 

When you are done using a garden hose and try to wrap it back around the hose holder mounted on the outside of your house but it never will because it kinks and wants to wrap in the opposite direction.

No! I did not get the garden hose off the yard. The thing won't wrap around the holder and after 30 damed minutes I have complete hosetration!

Hosetration by rjmjr November 4, 2009