The sad state of affairs of being without sex, and being unlikely to have it any time soon. Period of sexual drought/celibacy, whether "by choice" or enforced.
"If this hosepipe ban goes on for much longer, I may have to start going to Jumpin' Jaks'"
"She looks miserable, must be on a hosepipe ban again"
"Oh my god, he's gorgeous! He could lift my hosepipe ban anytime".