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5.
a males penis thats spews out semen and urine for sex play.
i love to perform oral sex on my mans hose. mmmmmmmmmmmmm!
by gunslingergirlvy_s_e December 03, 2005
 
1.
1. To spray down with machine gun fire.
2. To completely ruin something.
The CO jumped out of the bushes but he got hosed by the VC.

That damn virus hosed my disk drive.
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
 
2.
1. A general nickname for anybody
2. someone who is annoying, stupid, bad at anyhting
1. "hey"
"what up hose"
2. "Dude i hate this teacher so much"
"i know shes a total hose"
by mister mugumbu December 12, 2008
 
3.
To fuck leisurely, slowly and deeply for an :) extended period of time.
Man, they really hosed you on that job. I think were really going to take a hosin on this new contract. What does that hoser think he is doin?
by wright May 15, 2005
 
4.
1. To spray liberaly, but accurately with bullets - Generally with a select fire firearm, Machine gun, or autocannon.

not to be confused with "spray and pray" or "room broom."
2. A firearm with high accuracy and high rate of fire - which spews bullets as if water from a hose.
1. I entered the room in first position, encountered a hostile and hosed him.

2. The Apache rolled in guns hot, and hosed down the building where the enemy resistance was centered.

3. There are civilians in there - so don't just breach and Hose down the place
4. The Heckler and Koch MP5 is a real bullet hose

5. Tango on the move! HOSE him!!!
by IronHand October 07, 2009
 
6.
to cheat, trick, or take advantage of.
Evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, hose, and being hosed.
by sinbabee April 22, 2009
 
7.
Acronym for...
H.it
O.n
S.omeone
E.lse's
S.ister!
GOD CHRIS STOP BEING A PEDOPHILE! HOSES!
by MIONRENA September 13, 2008