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When a person has a long narrow face with bugly eyes and big teeth.

This person is also known to be a slut and have low self-esteem. Will hang on to any person who shows the smallest bit of attention. Loves the attention whether good or bad.
Harold: whoa, that chick has a horse face!

Ken: Yep, that's Yana shes a total slut

Harold: she straight-up belongs on a farm

Ken: Yep, with her dick breath and jackd clothes - bitch dresses like shes still livin with mom&dad.
by circleback4u March 30, 2010
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a person usually female with an unusually disgusting face that in some way resembles a horse.
"damn look at her body"
"the body is nice but she has a fucking horseface!!!"
by Heather pettit March 18, 2008
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One of the many cruel labels that fall on butt ugly people with ridiculously long faces and large, gummy buckteeth.
horse face was lured into a false sense of security by way of a dangling carrot.
by decepti_kun January 15, 2006
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When someone has high cheek bones and a slender face. Nickname given by douchebags who are really ugly and feel the need to shit on others

People Who have been called horse face:
Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Sam Worthington, other good looking celebs and average joes.
Kevinioann: Paris Hilton has such a horse face
Kirsten: Shut up you're just jealous your girlfriends not as hot, and doesnt have herps.
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A woman who looks like Chelsea Clinton.
Look at that horse face over there. Looks like Hillary's spawn.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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An elongated human face that most closely resembles either the face of an animal from the Equidae family, of the face of an adult that most probably suffers from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. The most prominent and public example of a horseface is the one recently displayed by Eli Manning after the Philadelphia Eagles defense destroyed his will.
Holy crap, did you see Eli's horseface after he threw an interception to Asante Samuel? It is so nasty that I just threw-up in my mouth. He really looks scared out there.
by Briwn Dawkins January 13, 2009
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