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being worse then bull shit.
Situation: Dealer pulls a 21 when you have a 20.

Response: "This is horse shit!"
by Fatboy October 30, 2003
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Horeshit is really the same as bullshit, but less cliched and therefore slightly more provocative.
The presidential election is a bunch of horseshit about lipstick on pigs rather debating the real issues.
by r91325 September 14, 2008
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It's like bullshit, but with more attitude.
Jack: I told the teacher my dog ate my homework, but he knew it was horse shit.
by RumbleRoar June 19, 2012
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an expression of disappointment and disbelief. Also, it is good for depressing moments or awkward silences.
by KJ Special K January 12, 2011
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as opposed to bullshit, which expresses judgement on shallow, insensible, and false ideas, horseshit puts more emphasis on the speaker's distress about the message just received
From "Where's Poppa?" (1971)

Mrs Hocheiser (senile, and seemingly annoyed at the presence of Louise Callan, a nurse to take care of her): "Who is she?"

Gordon Hocheiser (to his mother): "Mom, she's here to help us."(silently) "I'm warning you, mom."

Louise (pushing Gordon to the kitchen) "Gordon, you just get things started! (to Mrs Hocheiser): "We're going to just have a nice evening!"

Mrs. Hocheiser (asides, silently) "Horseshit ...
by capitaine haddoque November 19, 2012
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'hors shit'- noun (1) Horse manure. (2) Aggressive or malicious untruth or deception. origin: When substituted for cow manure as a soil additive, horse manure will prevent the growth of agricultural goods.
"You're telling that that truck is worth $10,000 - Horse Shit!
by Professor K February 13, 2004
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The strongest possibile expression of disbelief, accompanied by a large serving of contempt for the horseshitter.
George: The Iraqi people deserve democracy!

Me: If democracy is so great George, how come it resulted in your election? You're full of horseshit!
by Boromir January 29, 2005
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