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OLD SKOOL for ass, dumbass, moron, butt, horse's butt -- smell and all
Take the lens covers off the binoculars--you might see better.
Well, ain't I the horse's patootie!

Don't ASSuME. It makes a horse's patootie out of U and ME.
by Harry H. Hardstone January 14, 2010

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