something rare or nonexistant (because, a roecking horse does not generate maure)
The Pictures of the encounter with the storm were like rocking horse shit.
by The Return of Light Joker April 12, 2011
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a way of saying something that is false
Thomas: hey, I heard your girlfriend is a lesbian slut
Bobby: Go away and eat horse shit
by Tyler_Buddha20 October 1, 2015
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Someone trying to make a deal or situation more complicated than it needs to be.
I don’t want to hear none of your happy horse shit mister…now do we have a deal or what?
by Sorpcpym February 12, 2022
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hypotheically supposed to be shit on a hot plate, encrusted deep in the ovens abyss, then thrown in the microwave for a minute or so- little bit of ranch dressing on the side. "eat that for breakfast you dirty little cock sucking whore, you are no body."

the ultimate insult
by sexXxXxxxxxxxXXX December 8, 2008
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When someone has such horrible breathe that it is compared to horse droppings on two pieces of bread.
Joe - "Dude, Cindy has terrible breathe"

Rob - "I know, its smells like she ate a horse shit sandwich.
by Justin Syder September 2, 2014
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To never exist. Very rare. Not easily obtainable
That's as rare as rocking horse shit.
by teddyc June 23, 2008
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