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Inserting penis into mouth of an unsuspecting victim, and then tightly wrapping one's legs around their head. Bonus points for performing while victim is standing up. I horse collared Ed while he was sleeping, he woke up to quite a shock.
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A derogatory name for vagina coming from the similarity in shape. I told you Matt wouldn't fight. He's too much of a horse collar.
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when your drunk and/or stupid date/girlfriend is giving a blond job to your geear shift while driving home, you simply grab her by the back of her clothes and put her in the proper place. Chet - When I drove home last night, Betty was so plastered, she went down on the gear shift again!
Peter - Did you horse collar her this time? Chet - Well... I got with Debbie back at the barn, but she didn't do a very good job, so, yeh, I horse collared her and made it right! Peter - You are the man! |
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After defecating in a toilet you grab your female/male companion and secure her/his head face down into the toilet and close the toilet seat while perform sexual acts in her anal cavity. "Dude, I just horse collared my wife last night"
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