A male that is usually horny about 24/7 to be exact. Constantly daydreams about sexual fantasies. Usually named Alfred. Like to seduce mexican women. Once seduced he turns back into a toad
There goes that horny toad
by kjsndfsnd August 08, 2012
Top Definition
1. A person who desperately wants sex, but is never gonna get any because they are ugly or have some other undesirable characteristics.
"You're a freaking horny toad! just go jerk off or something, and get over it!"
by Fobugee October 22, 2003
When two men sit down facing each other and tried to masturbate into the others mouth, by projectile ejaculation. Like frogs trying to catch flies.
Those two guys were rumored to play Horny toads last night when they got drunk!
by GS-Caddy May 05, 2010
someone whos always looking for sexual stimulation regardless of selection...
John: Hey did you see that girl damn I'd like to fuck her.
Sam: dude you don't even know her!
John: I don't care I'd still fuck!
Sam: your such a hornytoad
by Rafting August 01, 2008
A aroused Toad.

The name of a expensive clothing website.
Horny Toad - I want to engulf the narrow space that is your vagina, with my seed.

Not so Horny Toad - I would have considered it but now, I think you're just gross.

Ex.2
Man, you should check out www.hornytoad.com I went there expecting porn but, instead I found awesome cloths that don't stain easily.
by A Guy Who is Fucking Your Mom August 13, 2015

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