Slang for being sexually aroused;

1. having an huge hardened penis and the urge to jack onself off or fuck a girl.

2. having a wet, dripping pussy and the urge to finger oneself or put something big in your vagina.
1. Rob was feeling so horny in english, that he whipped out his dick and started jacking himself off. Eric got up to try and stop him, but Rob just tore off his pants and started pumping Eric's penis too.
He rubbed their dicks together and eventually they came all over each other. Once Rob was satisfied, he put his cock away and continued taking notes.

2. Kim was so horny that she was dripping juices all over her chair. She fingered herself then took a big vibrator and put it in. Rob heard her moan and stuffed his cock inside her causing them both to cum until they were no longer horny.
by HornyGuy2 March 01, 2009

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1. needing sexual pleasure
2. in need of a dick
3. needing to stick your dick in a hole
4. wanting to fuck a guy hard
"i wanted to fuck him so bad yesterday! he made me feel so horny and in the mood!"
by Zoey kinamoto September 13, 2005

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when you are really turned on and all you want to do is fuck or masturbate like if youre reading this chances are you are pretty horny, so here is something to jerk off too
jake was walking through the dark,crowded club when he saw her; dressed in thigh high leather boots, a tight miniskirt and black lacy bra, he got horny just looking at her. he started to make his way over to her and the ended up meeting on the dance floor, grinding against each other. jake could feel her ass against his cock and got a massive boner. the girl felt it too and pressed her ass against him as hard as she could, it was so big all she wanted was it inside of her. they were in the corner of the club, he slipped two fingers inside her pussy and she moaned, so he slid them in out in out untill she way crying for more. they made their way into the toilets then he forced her up against the wall, pushed her to her knees and she sucked him off, with his hands on the back off her head forcing her to take him deeper. just as he was about to cum she started to gag, he was that deep. he pulled out and pulled her into a stall. The he started to finger her again under her skirt untill she was screaming "fuck me!!" he made her get on her hands and knees then he shoved his 10" cock up her ass so she could feel his balls with every thrust, it felt so good. he bum-fucked her until she came, then made her stand up and pressed her against the wall. He rammed his dripping cock up into her tight pussy as hard as he could, over and over untill finally he came, covering her in his cum. She got on her knees and licked up every drop.
by bigboy67 April 15, 2011

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The desire to have sex

Probably what your feeling if your looking up the definition for horny like I do
One day jane's brother had a friend over. Just looking at him made her horny so she went into her bathroom and turned the shower on. She spread her legs and let the water rush into her pussy, giving her multiple orgasms. It felt so great that she couldn't help but moan and scream with pleasure. Her brothers friend john walked in and noticed what she was doing. But she didn't care she was enjoying herself too much. John shut the door and locked it, then turned around to look at jane again. Suddenly he stripped down to nothing and jane saw his 9" cock sticking straight up. She jumped out of the shower and gave him the best head he could ever imagine!! He pulled his cock out of her mouth just in time to give her a full on facial..then he turned her over and made her get on her hands and knees. He shoved his cock into her ass and fingered her at the same time. Jane was in heaven...she was having orgasms left and right and couldn't help but moan over and over again bc he was touching all the right spots. He turned her around again and they had sex in missionary position. He fucked her hard over and over again. He came inside her and they were so exhausted and full of pleasure that they got in the shower and did 69 standing until they were pruned up from the shower. They washed up, got out and "met up" everynight after that.
by hornyasamofo June 07, 2010

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Just an assumption, your probably horny if your readin this. Im gonna be so horny after righting this oh my god. Well, enjoy ;P
Ethan came in baggy jeans and a t-shirt. He made sure his cock looked as big as possible. Nicole walked in wearing a cropped T that cut off just under her tits and started just above them. She had on short shorts and 5 in heels. He was in awe. When they went into the theater, it was empty. she looked down at his cock and he knew what she wanted. He started to remove his shirt and baggy jeans. At the same time she tore off the shorts and tiny T. He took off his undies and she squealed with delight and she ripped hers off. He came over to her and gently unhooked her bra and put it aside. He shoved her into the wall and started carressing her lips. She let him have total control. He reached every part of her mouth with his toung. Her clit was soaked when he was rubbing it. He was fair so he went fast as so not to tease. He stuck his fingers up her clit and she squiled and had an orgasm. She knelt down and started sucking on the 8 in lolly pop. "MMMH OHHHH YESSSS OHHH" She couldnt control herself. She shoved his cock as far into her throat as it would go, chocking a bit on it. He was very pleased with her bj and he too had an orgasm. He then lifted her up and bent her over and rubbed her beautiful nipples while pounding in and out of her pussy as hard as he could. "OHHH YESS OHHH BABY MORE OHH" she had another orgasm when he turned her arround and licked her nipples while she shoved his cock as deep as it would go into her pussy and he had another orgasm.
((Fuck now im horny..))
by DANIKKSTERBOIIII November 05, 2013

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the absolute need/want to have sex. when you absolutly would fuck someone right then and there because you are so wet. a girl is horny when her pussy is wet, and i guy is horny when he has a boner. or both sexes can be horny by pre-cumming. *the exmaple below will make you horny, it made me horny just by writing it*
sammy was feeling rather horny. her hot, wet pussy was beating so fast, it was driving her insane. she knew it was a bad idea to be reading porn while her mother was home, and only two rooms away, but that made it more excited. she ran up to her room, locking the door. she layed down infront of the mirror and looked at her hairy pussy. she wrapped her legs around the mirror, and her pussy made a squeak sound because it was so went. sammy rubbed her clit. her legs started shaking as she rubbed faster and faster, her pussy oozing wet. she was almost close to cumming, but she knew if she kept rubbing her clit it wouldnt do much, so Sammy got up and found the sharp edge of a table. sammy then slowly moved her hips in a circular motion, making her pink pussy and the table rub up against each other. she then thrusted her hips faster, feeling the sharp edge of the table hit her pussy. it hurt, but she was close to having an orgasm. the sharp edge of the table made herr bright pink pussy turn a dark red color, and then sammy peed all over the table. the thought of cleaning that up didn't stop her from fucking the table. she felt the muscles in her stomach clench hard, and she moaned in pleasure at the orgasm. she threw her head back as she groaned loudly with pleasure, even though she knew her mom could hear. she fucked the table with all she hadshe fucked harder and harder as she moaned, and thats when she heard foot steps. her mom walked in just as she let out a shit load of cum.
by pornstarsexgoddess November 03, 2009

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if your a man your penus gets hard and stiff. With a woman your pussie gets wet and slippery and uncomfortable. Horniness can only be solved by having sex or masturbation. Both are fun!!!! (yes i am a slut XD) note to #6: I read your example every day and it makes me very hot and sweaty and horny and sexy. I have sex dreams about my a mystery hot teacher and then I have sex very nice immagination you have!!! Wanna do it?? Any who you get horny when who are attracted to someone who is sexy and hot or when you want to have sex. Or when something turns you on.
A very attractive slut(Jane)in hardly any clothes with big breasts and ass walks by John and he gets an erection. She looks at him and comes over. She sticks her hand in his pants and massages his penus. But she gets too horny she whispers into his ear "follow me hot stuff!" She brings John into her apartment. She invites him over to her bed, jumps on, pats on the bed next to her. She takes off her clothes slowly, then takes off his clothes and pushes him under her. She sticks his penus into her pussie and pushes it up and down his dick very fast. Her wet and slippery vagina is pleasing to him. She starts to moan intensly and very loudly. John is very pleased he releases his cum into her vagina; she screams with pleasure. He watches as her tits bounce up and down as she pumps up and down his penus. His dick slowly goes back to normal size as she guides her pussie off of him. She them makes him get dressed and leave. She gives him a french kiss and grab of his nuts. She closes the door and smiles. She is very pleased and is excited because he may know where she lives but doesn't know her real phone number. And he is shocked by the wonderfully sexy woman he just fucked. He looks at her phone number she wrote on his hand and highly disbelieves that it really is hers.
I hope this story gets you all horny because I'm not really that good in english. Well it gets me horny. So there HA!!
by Jane *wink wink* August 18, 2006

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