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36. horny
When girls and boys have a great desire for sexual intercourse with someone of the same or different gender.

Horny-ness is cured in three ways:
1. Masturbating
2. Watching Porn (though this tends to make some people more horny and cause them to use option number one]
3. Calling someone up and banging them all night long.
One day, Sally was very bored so she looked up the work "Horny" on urbandictionary.com. She began reading the examples and immediately became horny herself.

Sally instantly called her boyfriend Greg and said, "I'm wet" Greg was over in an instant.

In about five minutes both Greg and Sally's clothes were both off and the two were taking part in some foreplay. This included Greg fingering Sally and Sally giving Greg a blowjob.

Soon when Greg was super hard and Sally as wet as the ocean, Greg couldn't take it anymore.

He pounded his dick into Sally's pussy. Sally screamed in shock and joy.

As Greg went harder, faster, and deeper Sally's moans grew deeper.

Twenty minutes later Greg hit Sally's g-spot and she had an orgasm. About ten minutes after that Greg exploded inside Sally and gave her a cream pie
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37. Horny
wanting to have sex, and thinking about it non-stop.
Alex is always horny, he must jack off once a day and can't wait to get laid.
38. horny
when u need sex NOw
I was walking home on a Friday and i was fucking horny with nothing to do. I saw the school's biggest nerd and walked straight over to him. I grabbed his suspenders with one hand and shoved my other one down his pants.
I told him I needed some help with the science lesson on the reproductive system. I found an empty classroom and locked the door. I started undoing by bra but the nerd came over and took it off with his teeth. He started licking and sucking me while I worked on getting him naked. I slowly slid down his body and gave him the best blow job I’d given in a while. He started moaning and pushing my head in even more. I sucked harder until he pulled my head back and threw me on the floor. He picked me up and I put my legs around his shoulders. He ate me out so well I couldn’t believe he was a nerd. Then I slid down again and introduce him to sex. He was so good I got an orgasm almost right away. I couldn’t stop and we were sexing all night. When we woke up he still had his dick in me and we had a crowed. I didn’t care though. I woke him up and he started eating me out again. Then I let the others in and showed the boys a little treat. I was so drunk off the nerd’s juice me and the girls had a lesbian party just for them and when they couldn’t stand it anymore we dog piled them. We licked and sucked whatever we could. Then the teachers came and I fucked with all of them. I think it’s safe to say we all got as.
39. horny
A Widely excepted medical condition found in 95% of the worlds males between 14 and 40.
When a teenager jacks off in excess of 4 times and explores more than 250 porn sites in one day.
"look at those horny teenagers"
40. horny
for a man, your penis gets hard and stiff
for a woman, your pussy gets wet, or cums and you have this need
this is a true story...
one night i was home alone, my siblings were out, sleeping over elsewhere with friends, and i was online, i was bored so i looked up horny on urbandictionary. i read the examples and became horny my self i was so wet i couldnt take it, i needed someone to fuck me. i called my boyfriend, john. when he answered this is what i told him
"hey baby" he said
"john, i need you, im home alone, and i am so wet, i need you" i told him
"i'll be right over" he told me
i couldnt wait for him so i took off my pants and started to mastrubate.
then i heard john come in, he has a key to my house.

he walked up the stairs and came in my room. he saw me on my bed with no clothes on mastrubating.
"hon, why didnt you wait for me?" he asked me with a smile.
"shut up and just come fuck me" i half screamed half moaned. and his face lit up. he took of his shirt as he walked towards me, and then took off his pants. his dick had created a huge tent in his boxers. he to...
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41. horny
adj. a build up of male/female hormones because of the absence of sexual activity. Varies from person to person.
Having been at sea six months, the sailors were horny when they docked at Norfolk.

It is rare for a street 'ho' to be horny.
by Richard Black Apr 20, 2005 share this
42. horny
When someone wants to bang another person with a passion. Wanting sex extremely bad you'll do anything!!!! Needing ass......
Everytime I'm with him I'm so horny. I'd fuck his brains out but I don't want him to think I'm a slut. If only he wasn't my ex-boyfriend friend I'd do it!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jessie Feb 28, 2005 share this
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