When you are fuckin desprate for sex, usually happens to people who dont have boy/girl friends to fuck so they go for porn or something else.
I was at my house doin chillin. Then all of the sudden my friend rides his bike past, he is always over but i never really though he liked me like that or that i liked him. he walked in and picked me up and threw me on the couch (in a playful way) i giggled and he came and sat next to me, all the sudden he put his arm around my hips, i pretended to be all against it. then he pulled my hair out of its scrunchi. then he said this is how i will force you to give me head! and he says that to be funny so i laffed and looked away.( i had no idea he ment it or that he was horny!) i was kind of scared that he was all "touchy feely" tho i secretly liked it, then he pinned me down....he usually does this for laffs from me and it always works he was sooo muscular... i could never do anything... but this times he leaned in and kissed me... i looked away after a second he said what and i acted all insulted and asked him to let me go, he told me that he just wanted to try something but i still refused he said i had no choice and he knew the naughty lil girl inside really did want some....i just looked at him he started dry fuckin me bein all funny then he stopped cuz a pretended to flip then he pinned me down again and we started making out this time he pulled away after a min or two and he said "would u ever, be my naughty girl" and i just flashed him this devilish lil smile. he kept making out with me then started to take off his shirt and shorts leavin on his boxers, then he started pullin off my clothes and i helped....he stopped wen all i had on was my thong it was as if i knew this would happen, tho i had always wished, he started to massage my 32c boobs while we made out i pushed him off and grabbed his dick all8 and a half inches (we were only teens then) nd i gave him an amazing hand job he smiled then i started to kneel his expression turned from wow to holy shit yes! i started out just kissing him all around he was goin crazy then i started sucking gently on this head of his dick soon i had my right hand on his shaft my left massaging his balls it didnt go long until i made him cum and i swallowed every bit, he grabbed my hair and pulled me off he threw me down and laid on top of me and slid his dick in so slowly i couldnt take it i wanted him to go faster but he wanted to make me go insane and it was working everything felt like slow motion, finally i screamed for him to go faster and he did and we soon both went into orgasms we had sex for 2 hours, it was amazing i feel like the luckiest girl in the world to this day becuzz not many people really have this happen to them, we have done it a billion more times since then..... made ya horny didnt it? well its a true story so imagine how it makes me feel
by hisnaughtyslut13 October 19, 2008

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wanting or needing sex really bad, and really soon.
I was so horny from looking at the hottest girl in my school's ass all day, I went home and started jerking it while imagining how hard i would fuck her. Then the doorbell rang, and it was her in nothing but a thong and a skin tight t-shirt. She immediately shoved her hand down my pants and motioned towards my bed. She ripped my pants off and started carressing my cock with her tongue, I then tore her shirt off and could not believe her perfect tits. She slowly slipped off her thong and she had the most perfect pussy (which was sopping wet by now) and the ass that I had always imagined. I immediately forced my cock into her asshole and she moaned with delight as I banged her harder and harder. I then dove for her pussy and started to lick all around it. She said she wanted my cock inside of her vagina, and I couldn't disagree. Her wonderfully tight pussy felt so amazing with my dick engulfed in it. I was about to cum when she said she wanted to swallow my juices and she started to suck my cock and tingle the tip with her tongue, and then I shot my load all over her face and mouth while she licked up every bit of it. She then slid her panties back on and walked out of my house topless, with her hand in my pants.
by Randyyyy March 13, 2008

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slang for sexually aroused
female - clothes = horny man or lesbian
by Vinnie February 26, 2004

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The way you feel when you are turned on in a sexual manner or when you are always thinking about sex
Angie gets horny around tonie vise versa and Marena gets horny around cory vise versa
by unkown January 18, 2003

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something with horns.

sexually aroused/turned on. boys get erections and girls' pussies get wet.
I walked through the door, tired and just wanting to sleep. Instead, i found the lights out and the whole place pitch dark. I called out my wife Renee's name. when she didn't answer, i got worried. quickly, i got myself to our room and ran in calling her name. My foot bent a little and i quickly found i was tripping. i landed right on the bed. there was something very warm and sweet smelling in front of my face. I closed my eyes, engulfed. the lights came on. "ooh!" i sighed. My wife was in front of me with only panties on and she pulled me toward her. We immediatly made out, tongue to tongue. It felt so good to explore her warm moist mouth. Then she pulled away and i got to kissing her boobs and neck. I bit the nipple slightly, pulling gently and brushing my tongue at the surface. Renee was rubbing her pussy on my belly. She reached down and pushed her hand down my pants and said "you like this stud?" while rubbing her fingers around my dick. She made little circles around my balls, then violently ripped my pants and boxers off. My pecker was, no surprise, hard and stiff. i quickly took my shirt off and fell like a servant to her pussy. using my tongue, i slowly took off her panties. it was dripping wet by now. I gladly ate her out, exploring every part of her wonderful, wonderful pussy. she moaned and threw her back. Suddenly she screamed in pure joy and pleasure, and i continued tongue fucking her. "OOOOOO!!!!!!" she screamed, and her pussy exploded with her warm sweet cum. i didn't stop there, but renee pushed me back and rubbed her boobs in my face. then she traced her fingers down to my penis, watching me with her violet eyes all the way. she tenderly kiss my dick and gave me the best blowjob ever. i was as horny as hell. i couldn't help myself. I picked her up roughly and threw her on the bed. Then i leaped on her and pushed my dick into her pussy. "together at last" she whispered seductively. I started thrusting, back and forth slowly, shallow. Renee was obviously frustrated. "Come on!" she yelled "get on with it! i wanna see you cum!" But I just kept on going slow and suave, torturing her every way. Soon I went a little faster, deeper. Soon, we were yelling and screaming and i was going as hard and deep as i could. she was practically shaking with joy. I bent over and fondled her boobs and kissed her neck. she was touching my chest.
"oh come on chad!!!!!! i know you can go better than this!!!!" I thrusted and thrusted harder and harder, deeper and deeper, oooooo...
i felt a big explosion in my dick. i sighed, and lay down with renee. we were engulfed in each others arms, and as sweaty as hell. my dick was still in her pussy, and they both were pulsing sightly. I touched her boobs and kissed her deeply on the mouth.
"phew" i said.
"you were... hottt." she sighed.
"you too" i smiled
she smiled too.
soon we were both asleep, my happy cock in her grateful pussy
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The best feeling ever.
In the car, we were on our way to dinner. With my parents in the front, my extremely sexy boyfriend and I were texting dirty thoughts back and fourth. "Talk dirty to me, pleeease." He'd say. & I could tell by the huge bludge in his pants that he was horny. "Mmmm baby I want you to fuck me so hard. I want your perfect cock in my pussy." I told him
"Im starting to cum." he replied, but then our steamy converstation was interrupted by dinner. After dinner it was a long ride home, so I reached over to his hips and felt him until he got hard again, which of course wasn't too long. I'd been pretty much giving his a handjob over his pants for 5 mins and I could feel him cum a little. I pulled him cose to me and whispered "did you just cum?" He did. By this time my panties were soaked. I kept playing with his penis, and then he reached down my shirt. "Take off your scarf." he whispered so close to my ear, his lips gentley rubed my skin. He started to rub my nipples as I playfully squeezed his adorable butt. He stuck his warm, wet tongue in my mouth. I loved it. We made out for a few minuets as he snuggled up with me. & no one saw anything. We were so horny.
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when you just need to get some and real bad!
i am sooo fucking horny! shove your cock into me now!
by amber February 26, 2004

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