when the sexual urge has gotten so bad, one is willing to substitute the vagina with a rubber glove, lotion, warm water, and the new kenny g mixed tape.
"damn i'm horny, if this girl dont hurry up and get over here, i'm getting out the gloves."
by ElexandAllie May 18, 2003
wen u need sex.enjoy

on the 1st day of skool Brittney,a hot blond w/36dd boobs was in her l.a.class with the sexiest teacher ever.Just looking at him made her horny.By the end of class,her pussy was wet.L8r that nite,he walked into a bar where she works.each waitress only had on a bra&thongs.when she saw the teacher,she strutted sexily over to him.she said seductively "wanna play a game with me?"the teacher became horny&followed her into the back room w/king size bed&pole.she pole danced sexy as hell.after 15 mins,she stopped and put her hand slowly down his jeans and gave his 9"hard dick a sexy hand job.she started by tickling the balls, then massaging them.then she moved on the massaging the dick seductively.she was so horny now that she needed more.so she unbuttoned and puled down his jeans and boxers with her teeth and knelt on the floor. she then gave the best blow job that he had gotten.she licked in circles around the whole cock then sucked lightly on the edge.then harder.then harder.soon she was deep-throating his penis.he was so pleasured and never had so much fun! he had an orgasm and she swallowed every piece of the cum.she led him 2 the bed and started making out passionatly.he undid her bra and took off her thong with his teeth.he started kissing her again,then moved down 2 eachboob&licked the edges of each&chewed each nipple softly by now her pussywas soaked so he 8 her out.he went aroundthe pussy&rubbed her boobs in rhythm.he did til she
begged 4 more.he then 8 her out ,puttinghis tongue as far it would go she had an orgasm,and he ate every drop.he wanted another blowjob,and she to b eaten out more,so they did 69 for 1hr & had 3 orgasms each.wen that was over,they were both so horny that they needed sex. "COME ON, LETS DO IT."she said.he did,but decided to tease her.he made his dick go around the pussy until she screamed"PUT IT IN!COME ON FUCK ME BABY!"he did so and shoved it in as hard as he could.at first he went slow,which made her moan.then she wanted more."CUM'ON FUCK ME HARDER!"he then went as fast and as hard as he could for 3 hrs,also kissing furiously and putting his head between her breasts."OH YEA BABY THATS THE STUF! OH YEA"they both had 10 orgasms.after 3 hrs.,the bed was soaked in cum&they were sleeping,cock in pussy,guy's head buried under breasts.but thats not all.when they woke up,it happened over again for the whole day.they didnt shut the door all the way so they got a crowd.they were in such pleasure that they bothfucked each of them the same way.1st it was in in boy/girl pairs,then it was same sex.when the crowd left, they had sex again&wanted 2 get married.she had her friend call up someone to marry them&have him come because they didnt want to stop.the man finally came&married them while they were in 69 standing position&they continued to have the same hot passionate sex til they died.theydied at the same time and were buried in 1casket,naked,with his head between boobs&cock in pussy
by I*AM*VERY*HORNY*NOW December 10, 2010
it means your turned on.
dan:man im so horny!
john:go have sex with the girl that turned you on!
dan:good idea man,thanks!
by super~horny~man January 26, 2010
when 1 feels like sex really bad.
look at those two going at it like a couple of horny dogs
by antony davies July 07, 2005
For females it's a wet sticky mess for males it's a stiff hard annoyance...unless of course you can get some, then being horny can be great! But if you're a sad and horny lonely person like me then you'll end up chaffing your skin.
I'm so horny I'm gonna sleep with my pillow again.
by Paris Davis October 03, 2010
A feeling characterized by intense sexual urges.
Master Bates is consumed with being horny.
by deeezenutz April 29, 2010
Sexually excited.
PART 2

At this point, her father had woken up. "What is going on in here?!?!" he yelled, flinging open to door. "Oh Papa," Belle crooned, pulling my throbbing cock out of her, "we were just having some fun!" Seeing his horny daughter soaking wet and naked did something for Mr. Mason, and he yanked down his pants to reveal his giant hairy dick. "OH PAPA!" Belle cried, and ran to her father, immediatly kneeling and sucking hard and fast on his dick. "OHHH BELLE!" he cried, "I didn't know you were so good!" "There's a lot you don't know about me," she said seductivley. She grabbed his arm and pulled him to her bed. I no time, I was making out with Belle the slut with my boner shoved up her pussy while her father was pounding her from behind. Belle started gasping for breath and in no time was having orgasms like there was no tomorrow. I felt myself precum and yelled "I'm about to cum! Get ready!" The force of my cum was so powerful that it threw me backwards onto the floor gasping in pleasure. "Holy shit!" I yelled, looking at her clock. I pulled on my clothing and ran outside so I wouldn't be late for school.
by HornyMamma534 October 15, 2013

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