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When you are homies, but you make each other horny.
I met this dude at the club the other day, he's cool as fuck, and his dick is big, now we're totally hornies.
by mayahoelivia September 30, 2014

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A strong urge you feel you must satisfy to give or get pleasured sexually
I can't believe what I did last night. I ended up sleeping with Mario. I watched that XXX rated video with Mario and I got really super "horny".
by kittyNdahood May 09, 2010

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Sexually aroused.
We were having dinner at his house, and i sat next to him. I pretended i dropped my fork while he was looking, and bent down so he could get a full veiw of my c-cups. after dinner he took me into his room and laid me down on his bed. he started to kiss me furiously, putting is tounge deeper into his throat than any boy had before. i tousled his hair and kissed it gently while he started nibbling my ear and licking my neck. he sqeezed my breasts harder and harder, and i took of his shirt. i traced his hard abs with my long nail, and i saw his penis stretch out. my dress was fragile, and he ripped it right off. It got him and me horny.

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by Lalagirl101 April 11, 2010

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<Hor-ni> 1). State of sexual elevation 2). Robert S. Elias
Robbi was feeling like himself( horny ) and therefore decided to watch some anal porn
by Mattycakez March 20, 2010

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The sensation you have when you want to put you dick into anything... and I mean anything. Or (for females) when you want a cock slipped into you.
I'm so horny that mom's apple pie was tempting to stick my cock into.
by Camo66 October 24, 2008

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wen u need sex.enjoy

on the 1st day of skool Brittney,a hot blond w/36dd boobs was in her l.a.class with the sexiest teacher ever.Just looking at him made her horny.By the end of class,her pussy was wet.L8r that nite,he walked into a bar where she works.each waitress only had on a bra&thongs.when she saw the teacher,she strutted sexily over to him.she said seductively "wanna play a game with me?"the teacher became horny&followed her into the back room w/king size bed&pole.she pole danced sexy as hell.after 15 mins,she stopped and put her hand slowly down his jeans and gave his 9"hard dick a sexy hand job.she started by tickling the balls, then massaging them.then she moved on the massaging the dick seductively.she was so horny now that she needed more.so she unbuttoned and puled down his jeans and boxers with her teeth and knelt on the floor. she then gave the best blow job that he had gotten.she licked in circles around the whole cock then sucked lightly on the edge.then harder.then harder.soon she was deep-throating his penis.he was so pleasured and never had so much fun! he had an orgasm and she swallowed every piece of the cum.she led him 2 the bed and started making out passionatly.he undid her bra and took off her thong with his teeth.he started kissing her again,then moved down 2 eachboob&licked the edges of each&chewed each nipple softly by now her pussywas soaked so he 8 her out.he went aroundthe pussy&rubbed her boobs in rhythm.he did til she
begged 4 more.he then 8 her out ,puttinghis tongue as far it would go she had an orgasm,and he ate every drop.he wanted another blowjob,and she to b eaten out more,so they did 69 for 1hr & had 3 orgasms each.wen that was over,they were both so horny that they needed sex. "COME ON, LETS DO IT."she said.he did,but decided to tease her.he made his dick go around the pussy until she screamed"PUT IT IN!COME ON FUCK ME BABY!"he did so and shoved it in as hard as he could.at first he went slow,which made her moan.then she wanted more."CUM'ON FUCK ME HARDER!"he then went as fast and as hard as he could for 3 hrs,also kissing furiously and putting his head between her breasts."OH YEA BABY THATS THE STUF! OH YEA"they both had 10 orgasms.after 3 hrs.,the bed was soaked in cum&they were sleeping,cock in pussy,guy's head buried under breasts.but thats not all.when they woke up,it happened over again for the whole day.they didnt shut the door all the way so they got a crowd.they were in such pleasure that they bothfucked each of them the same way.1st it was in in boy/girl pairs,then it was same sex.when the crowd left, they had sex again&wanted 2 get married.she had her friend call up someone to marry them&have him come because they didnt want to stop.the man finally came&married them while they were in 69 standing position&they continued to have the same hot passionate sex til they died.theydied at the same time and were buried in 1casket,naked,with his head between boobs&cock in pussy
by I*AM*VERY*HORNY*NOW December 10, 2010

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Feeling Sexual: Jizz in your pants
This poem may make your horny,
Even though its a little horny.

In my dreams you suck me
I don’t care, cause its free.
Then I think your going to choke,
When you start to go deep throat.
Stick my dick in your ass,
Get your dildo made of glass.
Ride me up, Ride me down,
Till your sweatin' on the ground
Fuck you hard, fuck you fast,
Until I cum in your ass.
Go slow!
I’m going to blow!
Cum at last,
In your ass
Wake up at 6 o’clock,
And cant find my little cock.
Where is my little dickie?
Aww damn, my pants are sticky.

by Jizz master XL January 21, 2009

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