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8.
how im feeling

Im so horny that i'd fuck so you hard in all positions
Sara was the new teacher. She was young and hot and sexy. She had huge boobs, sixe 36D to be exact and she wore short skirts and tight shirts. Kyle was a senior, hottest guy around and was said to have the biggest dick ever.
The bell rang and the class ran outside wanting to get out of school for the weekend. Kyle waited until everyone left. Earlier they were talking about rockets and spaceports. He had gotten so horny that he had to take his dick out or his pants would rip. Kyle got up and Sara called him over.
"I saw what you did during class." She said getting up, standing against him.
"You did?" He asked thinking he was gonna get in trouble.
"I'd love to have your rocket in my spaceport right now." She said seductively.
At that moment she shoved her hands into his pants and gripped his rock hard. She gave him a handjob, making his rocket shoot out. He ripped open her shirt and unhooked her bra. He licked her tits and she moaned so loud that they had to close door so no one would hear. He ripped her skirt off and saw she wasn't wearing anything under.
He licked her tits and made his way to her vagina. He stuck his tongue in and out of her.
"OOOHHH YEAAA KYLE KYLE!!!"
She tore his shirt off and pulled off his pants. She grabbed his dick and pulled hard on it. She kissed the tent in his boxers and pulled it down. She gasped seeing his hard long dick. He was throbbing and had to be in her. Once her mouth opened, Kyle shoved his dick into her. She moaned and sucked hard. Her tongue licked around. It was the best blowjob he had gotten. Kyle pulled his dick out of her and pushed her to the ground. He shoved his rocket into her spaceport.
"OOOHHH AHHHHHH HARDER HARDER FUCK ME HARDER FASTER FASTERR OOOHHHH"
He shoved his dick in harder and faster until he exploded inside her.
He got up and put his boxers on.
She got up after him and put her hand on his dick.
"Tommorow. You have detention at my place." She slipped a paper with her number and address in his boxers.
She put on her clothes which were ripped badly. She opened the door and looked at him one more time.
"Nice rocket ship." She winked and left.
by 8==========================D December 01, 2008
 
9.
to be sexually aroused.

when horny, men will get hard-ons and women's pussies will get wet.

when you are horny, you should have sex to satisfy the horny-ness. or masturbate, if you can't get any at the moment. poooooooooooooooornnnn!!! smuuuuuuuut!!!!! >D

1. you're probably reading this definition 'cuz you're horny
2. i am also horny, hence i shall give us both a nice "story" to masturbate to. enjoy!
A man walked quietly into an inconspicuous building in the red light district of town. Inside, he was greeted by two blonde, topless twins who each took one of his arms and led him to a table. A few minutes later, another girl came by and handed him a beer. Thanking her, he tucked a bill into her tight bra.

As the man sat and sipped his drink, he looked around. All around him were girls: girls stripping, girls dancing, girls serving drinks. There were also many men just like him: they just wanted a little fun.

Later, a busty woman wearing a lacy black bra and thong came by his table and touched his shoulder seductively. She sat herself in his lap, playing her fingers all around his face and neck.

"Hey, baby," she said as she started to rub up against him. She licked her lips. "I'm bored. Won't you come play with me?"

"Depends on what you wanna play," the man replied smoothly. The girl giggled.

"I like the way you talk." She started to rub her scantily clad crotch against the bulge in the man's pants, slowly rubbing harder and more insistently. She practically fucked him dry, but stopped suddenly. "Come with me. I'll let you choose what we'll play."

And with that, the two stood up and went into another room. The room had a kingsize bed in it, with a pole in the middle of the room. After locking the door, the girl began to dance on the pole, rubbing it between her pussy and breasts as the man sat on the bed and stripped. Then, the girl joined him, and started to rub against him again as he took off her skimpy bra and thong. She pumped his huge erection until he could stand it no longer.

The man grabbed her and shoved her down into the bed. He started to fuck her hard, fast, and deep, just the way she liked it. She moaned loudly as his huge, rock-hard dick thrust in and out of her tight wet pussy.

"Mmmm, yea!! Oh, yes, baby, just like that.... Uhhh.... Do it again, baby, again.... Harder... Faster... UUHH!!"

"Yea, that's it, scream like the slut you are!" the man grunted as he pounded her pussy.

The girl's moans got higher and faster as she neared orgasm. A few minutes later, both of them came hard, gushing cum all over each other. They then did the 69 position, licking up every drop. The woman panted and moaned as the man nibbled on her clit, and she started to suck his penis hungrily. She deep-throated him as his dick got hard again, but pulled away just before he came again.

They went back to fucking, with the man on top again. As he thrust in and out of her, he bit her titties and fingered her ass. The woman moaned and exclaimed seductively, causing him to fuck her even harder.

"Oooo.... aaaaaa..... uuuuuuuh....... yes, baby, YES!! Give it to me!! Give it all!! I want you to fuck me like an animal! HARDER!! FASTER!! AAAAA!!" She screamed sexily as his enormous erection slid in and out. To let him go even deeper inside her, she spread her legs out to the sides, like she was doing a split. He banged her with his thick, long, hard dick with powerful and intense thrusts, rubbing her clit with one of his hands as another played with her big tits.

Soon, the friction and sensation was too much her to bear, and she orgasmed, screaming louder than ever as she gushed cum all over his penis. He kept on fucking her oversensitized pussy until he came, too, spilling his white hot cream into her as she moaned loud and long.

The two collaspsed on the cum-soaked sheets, sweaty and exhausted. But not for long. After resting a while, they started to have sex again. They screwed in all positions, and had hard, rough, messy sex all night long.

Typing this made me horny as fuck. I need pr0n, NOW.
by do me December 07, 2007
 
10.
To have and amazingly overwhelming sexual desire... usually fulfilled by (masturbation) or (porn). Thinking about a sex idol of a person may lead to them getting horny.
After that steamy fucking session... i was so damn horny!
by Lauren June 18, 2004
 
11.
sexually aroused
I am so horny.
by Bob Smith June 02, 2003
 
12.
writing this story made me horny as hell... god... i hope it makes you, too.
Hallie sat in class staring at her boyfriend. She winked at him and he immediately knew what that meant. It was last period, and they would be home within twenty minutes. Those were the longest twenty minutes of hallie’s life. When she got home, she knew her parents wouldn’t be home since they were out on vacation for the next week. Her boyfriend, ryan, came in right behind her. She dropped her bag in the kitchen and started walking towards the living room. Ryan, however, couldn’t wait. He dropped his bag and grabbed her, knocking her in to a wall and started furiously making out with her. She didn’t fight back and let his hands explore her body, cupping her breasts and squeezing them however he liked. He slid his hands down her waist and tickled her with his fingertips. Hallie started taking off his shirt and unbuttoning his pants as ryan ripped off her button-down shirt that he had let her borrow from his closet. He didn’t care if his clothes were ruined. Her wanted her now. He started kissing her neck and slowly moved down to her breasts, undoing the clip of her bra with his teeth. Her bra revealed her hard, pink nipples that screamed at ryan. Ryan kissed each breast and nibbled them gently. This made hallie horny as hell. Ryan kept moving down and pulled her skirt down to her ankles. Hallie stepped out of her skirt and began walking over to the large couch that sat in the middle of the living room. Ryan followed her and turned the lights off and shut the shades on his way to the couch. When he got to her, she was fingering herself, not able to wait for ryan. Ryan heard a moan escape her lips and was turned on even more. He pulled her hand out of her black, lacy thong and ripped it off angrily, wanting to get at her. But he knew he had to be slow, gentle, and teasing to really make her want him. He kissed her lips once more before moving down to her bright pink, wet pussy. He started by licking her clit in a small circle. She moaned instantly. He did this for a good five minutes before he went down further and teased her by licking around her opening. She arched her back, and that’s when ryan knew that it was time for him to give it to her. He started eating her out better and harder than he had ever done to any other girl. She moaned furiously and was about to climax when ryan hit her g-spot. She screamed in ecstasy as she orgasmed. Ryan trailed his tounge out of her pussy and up her stomach, going back to kiss her. Hallie really wanted him now, but first she wanted to tease him like he did to her. Hallie slid down under him and pulled off his boxers. She was shocked at how big his dick was! It was long and hard, just like she wanted. She licked the tip of his cock and felt him shutter. He knew she would go all the way and stood up for her. She got down on her knees in front of him and started sucking at his hard cock. Ryan needed to get inside her. Hallie pulled back for a moment and said, “fuck me in the mouth.” ryan couldn’t believe what he was hearing! She just told him to fuck her in the mouth. He obliged and thrusted back and forth and she sucked on his dick. He orgasmed all over her before he picked her up and threw her on to the couch. They immediately went in to some really hard, rough, and fast sex. He thrusted really hard in to her as he heard her moan and yell, “harder, ryan! You son of a bitch, don’t stop! Ughh! Please, ryan, harder faster HARDER OH YESS RYAN PLEASE FUCK ME LONG AND HARD AHHHHHHHHHH!” She hit her orgasm and screamed louder and longer than ever before. Ryan continued to fuck her harder and harder as she had begged. Ryan was sure that this was the best sex ever, but he still hadn’t orgasmed. He pushed his dick farther in until he felt her wet pussy pulse around it. Then hallie orgasmed for the second time while ryan experienced the longest orgasm he’s had in years. Ryan pulled out his dick from her dripping pussy and began to put his clothes back on. Hallie layed on the couch and stared at herself. She needed more. She began fingering herself roughly as ryan left. When he did, she went up to her room, opened her drawer, and pulled out the vibrator she kept. It was long and slim, but she never put it inside herself alone. She ran downstairs and got the empty corona bottle out of her hiding spot. She turned on her vibrator then put the vibrator inside the bottle and shoved the neck of the bottle in to her pussy. She moaned constantly as she moved the bottle around, in and out, up and down to satisfy her needs. She gently tilted the bottom of the bottle towards her to that the bottle rubbed against her clit. The vibrating bottle made her orgasm so hard that she thought it might ruin the couch. But she shook the thought as she felt yet another orgasm coming. She had learned that, if you flex your vaginal muscles before an orgasm, it makes it better. So she tried it and screamed louder than when she was having sex. She gasped and continued to do this for the next hour. She fell asleep in her juices with the vibrating bottle inside her on the couch. She orgasmed in her sleep at least four times and never wanted to take it out. She kept it with her at all times and did it everywhere she went. She didn’t care who saw, but she swore that each time she did it, it got better and better. One day she orgasmed so loud that her neighbor thought she was getting murdered. When the cops came, she had rough sex with every one of them and made them eat her out visiously. Her orgasms were notorious.
by horny--bitcchhhh. July 18, 2009
 
13.
When one is very much aroused
Laraine sat in class. Watching her teacher teach. She became very wet and horny. She was daydreaming about what it would be like to have sex with him. She let out an involuntary moan.

Mr. Dickson hear this and his attention flew to Laraine.

"Miss. Vagil, is there a problem?"

She let out another moan, but quickly realized she was still in the middle of her history class. She blushed and tried to cover it up.

"Uhm.... No sir."

"See me after school"

The bell rang. It was time for Laraines detention.

She decided to sit in the back of the classroom so that she would be able to finger herself as she was still very much horny. Unfortunately, her plan to sit far away failed. He saw.

"Laraine"--he had never actually called her this before. It had always been Miss. Vagil--"Laraine... what are you doing?"

"I'm sorry. I was thinking about how big your dick must be and how much I want you in me."

"Come here please"

She walked up to his desk and he got up. She could see the bulge in his pants. She couldnt stop staring. He cleared his throat to get her attention.

"You're thinking of me?" she slyly asked as she grazed her hand over the bulge.

"Now, Laraine, It is perfectly normal for a 20 year old woman to have sexual feelings. But I feel that university is much more important"

"What are you going to do about it?" she asked as she pressed her chest against his.

"I Really think that you need to relieve your sexual tensions and just fulfill your fantasy. Do what you want."

She moved down. Slowly making sure that her tits never left his body. She made her way back up just to tease him. She took his hand and put his hand up her skirt. He seemed suprised by the fact that she was not wearing any underpants. And besides that she was very, very wet. she took off his belt and slid off his pants. She began to blow him as fast as she possibly could. Then right before he came she pulled her dick out so he ejaculated all over her chest. She began to tittie fuck him. This only made him even more horny. He took control. He lifted her up and put her on his desk. He shoved his 9" dick in her deep tight pussy. She immediately climaxed.

"UHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUCKK MEEEE HAARRRRRRRRRRDDDD"

It was his turn to tease. He slowed down and now she was begging. "PLEASE PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME HARDER I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!" he took out his dick and began to lick her pussy. She climaxed again. She came in her mouth. He kissed her so her own juices were in her mouth. "PUT IT IN NOW!" He obeyed this command. He fucked her hard since then. Until they were done. They fucked in that room for 3 hours until a teacher from down the hall came in.

Mr. Dickson did not get fired. Every friday, Laraine chooses to find some way to get detention. And every Friday, He gives it to her.
by HornyBitch69 April 09, 2009
 
14.
The state one enters when he/she becomes consumed with sexual desire. While men experience a hardening of the penis, women feel a loosening and natural lubricating of the vagina. Sexual organs become sensitive, and sex becomes a priority.
Rachael awoke at noon. Nothing new, she'd been fired next week. It didn't matter anymore, she thought. She stretched as she made her way to the bathroom. She massaged her breasts and tried to make her nipples stand hard. They were bright pink, like pencil erasers. Satisfied, she thought she'd take a bath. She lit candles and climbed into the warm water. Once adjusted, her mind wandered. She recalled, in detail, the event that cost her a job.
She'd been sitting at her desk all morning, filing paperwork and going through resumes. She was tired and hot.. she could feel the beads of sweat forming between her breasts and thighs. Rick walked into her cubicle and teased her.
She liked him... many nights she'd masturbated in lust for him. Last night, she'd dreamt that they were making rough, beastly love in a hot air balloon.
Rick worked much faster than she did.. he always stopped by to tease her while she worked. He loved the way she blushed and flirted when he stopped by. This time, instead of talking, she stared at him intensely and silently. She was clearly horny, undressing him with her eyes. Mesmerized, he walked to her. She grabbed his package and licked him right under the chin. Without complaint, he let her have him. Her nipples became erect with lust, and he could see them through her white blouse. He caressed them, while she opened his fly and let out his dick. It was hard already, but she got on her knees and sucked him off.. at first gently, then faster and harder. She worked up and down the shaft, engulfing him completely. He combed her hair with his fingers, her thick red hair which he so loved. Unable to contain himself, he lifted her up and pushed her to her desk, undoing her skirt as she undid his shirt. Her shirt came off, as did his pants, and he sank deep into her. He was surprised at how wet and warm she was already, proud even. He shoved deeper and deeper, ensuring that she felt his friction with every pulse. She moaned, softly, knowing they were not alone in the office. The fact turned her on. Rick nearly exploded, but pulled out just in time. He wouldn't stop there. He went harder, harder, faster, faster. She thought he was like an engine. He massaged her breast with one hand and her clit with the other. Her orgasms lubricated him, and she moaned loudly. She looked into his eyes moaning... "Ohhhhhh, oooooohh, oooooo harder, harder baby.. yeah thats it, i want to feel you deep inside.. aaaahhh, ahhhh thats it come on aaahhh". He didn't respond, but breathed heavily. He stopped for a second, and kneeled to suck her pussy. It was sweet and warm.. pink. He tickled her clit with his tongue, and she cummed. It trickled to the black office carpet. When they were both exhausted and filled, they quickly dressed and got back to their cubicles, enchanted and possessed with dirty thoughts. A minute later, like clockwork, their boss, Bill, called them to his office over the intercom. It was a complete turnoff, but they made their way there. He turned on a TV monitor and replayed the entire incident, from start to end. Enraged, he said they were both to clean out their cubicles and leave the office. They were fired. Rick left the office, in shock. But Bill asked Rachael to stay. He offered her a chance to stay, if she could pleasure him in the same way. The thought of his fat flesh on her made her sick, and she marched out, and left.
When she finished her bath, Rachael walked back to bed. Rick was just waking up. She took off her towel, and dripping with water, she saddled him. Hey baby, he said. And she just looked silently into his eyes. And the fun began...
by thequickbrownfox August 05, 2008