Feeling Sexual: Jizz in your pants
This poem may make your horny,
Even though its a little horny.

In my dreams you suck me
I don’t care, cause its free.
Then I think your going to choke,
When you start to go deep throat.
Stick my dick in your ass,
Get your dildo made of glass.
Ride me up, Ride me down,
Till your sweatin' on the ground
Fuck you hard, fuck you fast,
Until I cum in your ass.
Go slow!
I’m going to blow!
Cum at last,
In your ass
Wake up at 6 o’clock,
And cant find my little cock.
Where is my little dickie?
Aww damn, my pants are sticky.

by Jizz master XL January 21, 2009
as well as meaning sexually aroused, wanting to have sex (eg. "I'm feeling horny", "watching you rub your nipple like that is making me horny"), "horny" is also increasingly used (in the UK, anyway) to describe something which or someone who is a turn on / stimulating / sexually arousing.
Watching you fuck that guy was really horny.

That's a horny photo.
by swniner December 22, 2008
The sensation you have when you want to put you dick into anything... and I mean anything. Or (for females) when you want a cock slipped into you.
I'm so horny that mom's apple pie was tempting to stick my cock into.
by Camo66 October 24, 2008
When your friend won't shut up about a guy she wants to fuck, and tells you all the dirty things she would do to him.
"Yeah, I was talking to this girl last night and she got so horny talking about christopher!"
by derpin all day lawng May 06, 2012
urge of wanting to masturbate or have sex
when i was in highschool, my girlfriend and i were driving and she said something sexy which made me horny. i asked if she wanted to fuck when we got to my house. when we to there she was so horny that she ripped off our clothes and i gave her the licking of a lifetime. she must have orgasmed at least 2 times when i was just licking her. but i was to horny so i just stuck my penis and fucked her till i exploded my cum in that fucking cunt. i thought that i couldnt fuck anymore but she wanted more so she started giving me a blowjob and she made me hard enough that she jump on my cock and fucked me until i exploded again in her
by fucking master1234 October 03, 2010
Well, for some ppl like me its wen u really really need/want contact from the opposite sex. Everyone gets this way and itl make u do stupid things sometimes but daaamn is it worth it in the moment.
When we talk dirty to each other it makes me kinda horny so i wana sneak over to his house and let him take me over.
by x.buttons June 24, 2007
1. An unexplained feeling of greatness.
I'm horny let me fuck you <3
by Steph. August 12, 2003

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