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When your friend won't shut up about a guy she wants to fuck, and tells you all the dirty things she would do to him.
"Yeah, I was talking to this girl last night and she got so horny talking about christopher!"
by derpin all day lawng May 06, 2012

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The Felling you get after reading this:

It was our school dance tonight and I wanted to look as pretty as ever, hopefully to impress my crush. I spent 2 full hours in my bed room putting on the PERFECT dress and making my hair and my makeup look absolutely gorgeous.

When I finally arrived at the dance I could not help but stare at my crush. He looked so amazing in his suit. I started to dance until I caught my crushes eyes. He watched me shake my booty, then slowly started to make his way over.

"I never knew you could dance like that," he said and grabbed me around the waist. I kept shaking my butt against him while he kept his arms wrapped tightly around my waist. I started to feel a bulge in his pants and he started moaning and grabbing me harder while he dry fucked me in the ass.
I stopped and he moaned desperately.

"Come with me" he said. He took me by the hand and let me outside into the boys locker room. I could see his pants almost about to rip apart. I walked up to him slowly and stood there for a second making deep eye contact, and he towards me started passionately making out with me, trying to get all of me. "Oh Alex..." I moaned getting horny. "Mmmm."
My hands slipped into his pants and i could already feel some precum. He smiled and pushed me down. I slipped off his pants and started making out with his lovely 9in dick with him pushing my head into it. I grabbed his balls with one hand and his butt with the other. I swirled my tongue around his shaft and on the tip. His mouth was quivering and I started to gag when he pushing my head in farther. Then, he stopped pushing me and I slammed him into a locker kissing again. His ripped off my clothes and pushed me to the floor. I shivered in joy when one finger slowly slipped inside of me. He lowered himself down and starting making out with my clit. He sucked and nipple and it felt so good. I was moaning and me toes were curling up. "Give to me." I moaned.

He got on top of me then and started shallow fucking me. But it wasn't enough "MORE" I cried. "Harder" He started thrusting hard and fast. I felt it all go in and I orgasm and felt his hot cum inside me and I screamed so loud Alex had to kiss me once more to force me to be quiet. "OH GOD!! Alex!! Fuck me! Fuck me!" He moaned and squeeze my butt "You're so MHMMM, oh god its amazing". Just seeing his huge dick ram into me. sparks of joy flew through me

horny :)
by 74janyell May 10, 2012

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When a person feels sexually aroused.

Here is a story for you horny girls ;)
Amanda thought about Zach. She got so horny thinking about Zach. She laid back in her bed and masturbated. After, she got up the guts to call her crush Zach tell him she was horny. He replied saying he will be there in 5 min. Amanda put on her best lacy black thong and bra. When he arrived she took him to her bedroom. They kissed while he slowly undid her size 36C bra and fondled her breasts. He flipped on top and kissed her nipples gently and massaged them, teasing her. She let out a faint moan. He responded by working his way to her mouth. Amanda, undid his boxers. Exposing his 9" rock hard dick. She slipped her soft lips over his cock and gave him a blow job, he came in her mouth and she swallowed every last bit. Zach then slowly slid off her thong. He flipped her over and kissed her stomach slowly working his way to her pussy. He saw her dripping wet pussy. He teasingly licked the tip of her clit. He let his tongue slip in and out of her pussy and just when she was about to orgasm, he slipped it out and climbed on top of her. He went in and out of her pussy very slowly. She flipped him over and straddled him on top. She bobbed faster and faster, up and down, on his long hard dick. She arched her back, moaning and purring with ecstasy. She wanted him to go deeper and deeper insider her. He finally hit her g-spot. And fell over with him on top of her curling her toes and let out a big moan. They orgasmed at the same time and he pulled out and came all over her stomach.
by cookiemonster7373 March 17, 2012

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A girl/boy who is sexually aroused. This real situation below:
For girls: I'm so horny, i wish Davey could lick my pussy right now! He sure knows how to put his tongue in the right spots. Just thinking about it makes me wanna...oh shit...my pussy is really wet now. I need his licking, bad!

For boys: I wish Marianna could suck my dick right now. Hmm...get the balls too. Sucking deep and hard makes me wanna cum (moves hand up and down his dick very fast, and white cum squirts out his dick)

Perfect example!

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the feeling you get that urges you to have sex;
this story should give you that feeling

Bret finally got to the Halloween party and saw tons of hot girls with cleavage and tight outfits all over the place. Bianca came up to him and told him she wanted to take a look upstairs since the party was at a house she had never been to before. They went upstairs to look around. Bret could see Bianca's perfect ass under her tight stripper-nurse's skirt as she walked up the steps in front of him in red heels. He knew she was tryna have some fun.
They came to a room on the other end of the house that had a huge bed in the middle of it. Bianca crawled onto the bed and flashed her thong and entire ass in Bret's direction. A bulge started to become visible in his pants. He came up behind Bianca and grabbed her waist as she was bent over so she could feel his boner rubbing up against her. She moaned, so she must have been horny already. Bianca pulled her belly shirt over her head revealing her perky C-cup breasts. They grazed the bed as she bent back down to rub her ass all over Bret's package. Bret took off his shirt and reached down to pull off his shorts so that he was in only his boxers. He flipped Bianca over to face him and began taking off her skirt. He wanted her to keep those sexy red heels on when he got her moaning.
Bret got on the bed and kissed her all over her body. He moved from her neck all the way down to her chest. He fondled her tits and licked her nipples as she started moaning. She arched her back to get closer to him and he buried his face in her breasts. Bianca could feel his boner poking her between her legs, and it made her horny. She pulled off his boxers so she could rub his cock up and down with both hands, it was that big. Bret felt she was wet underneath her red thong. Bianca moaned slightly as his hands went underneath her panties. He could feel her shiver when he put in one finger and then another.

Finally, Bianca couldn't take it any longer, so she rolled over on top of him and straddled his muscular body. She knelt over him and guided his throbbing cock into her tight and wet pussy.
She threw her head back and began to grind on top of him, as he moaned underneath her in pleasure. His hands were on her hips, guiding her every move. Then she began to ride him faster, bouncing up and down on his hard cock. "Ooo, fuck me, that feels good," she gasped. "Go deeper, harder." Bret moved in synch with Bianca and took control with her still on top. He held her body in one spot while he pounded his throbbing cock deep inside her pussy. Finally, as she was moaning, Bianca cried out with pleasure and he felt her shiver and collapse onto his body. Bret pulled out of her and Bianca took his cock in her hands so that he could cum on her tits.
by lalalameowmeow July 08, 2011

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There are several reasons why you could be reading this definition.

1) You want to know the definition
2) You are horny.
3) You want to sexually please yourself.

If you are horny you have extreme sexual desire. If you don't have sex or masturbate, then it will be awhile before you don't feel horny anymore.
I was at a party, it was really exciting. A girl came up to me, and we started grinding. Eventually we went upstairs, closed the doors, and she began to strip. Her body made me horny She forced me onto the bed, and we started to make out. We switched positions, I was on top and she was on bottom, she gave me a hand job, that felt EXTREMELY good. I began to thrust into her, I could tell I wasn't satisfying her. So I moved faster, and harder. She started to moan. Then, she screamed. The headboard was hitting the wall. After awhile, we got dressed, I was ready to leave, but she stopped me. She grabbed me and we started to dry hump. That was very satisfying. I went back downstairs, I was sitting on the couch, talking to a friend, when all of a sudden, another girl came up to me and gave me a lap dance. That was the happiest day of my life.
by TheGame2048 March 29, 2007

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When girls and boys have a great desire for sexual intercourse with someone of the same or different gender.

Horny-ness is cured in three ways:
1. Masturbating
2. Watching Porn (though this tends to make some people more horny and cause them to use option number one]
3. Calling someone up and banging them all night long.
One day, Sally was very bored so she looked up the work "Horny" on urbandictionary.com. She began reading the examples and immediately became horny herself.

Sally instantly called her boyfriend Greg and said, "I'm wet" Greg was over in an instant.

In about five minutes both Greg and Sally's clothes were both off and the two were taking part in some foreplay. This included Greg fingering Sally and Sally giving Greg a blowjob.

Soon when Greg was super hard and Sally as wet as the ocean, Greg couldn't take it anymore.

He pounded his dick into Sally's pussy. Sally screamed in shock and joy.

As Greg went harder, faster, and deeper Sally's moans grew deeper.

Twenty minutes later Greg hit Sally's g-spot and she had an orgasm. About ten minutes after that Greg exploded inside Sally and gave her a cream pie.

After this they went into the 69 position.

This simply caused them to become even more horny and they went back to having sex.

About three hours later they were done and went to the laundromat. They had to wash Sally's sheets which were soaked in cum.
by Being Horny Is Fun May 04, 2008

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When you want the D or P really bad.
Kate sits through chemistry by her extremely gorgeous friend Jacob. Just looking at him makes her even more wet. She imagines his dick pounding and penetrating her as hard as he can. She almost moans out loud from desire. Jacob's hand slips down her pants. She gasps then whispers in his ear. "Ditch your next class with me." He nods, knowing what it means. Finally Chemistry was over and Kate and Jacob start walking through the halls, finding a place of secrecy. They end up in the storage room."Jacob, fuck me, fuck me so damn hard. Please" Kate screams. She takes off her shirt revealing her gigantic double Ds. Jacob takes off his shirt then peels off his pants revealing a 10-inch cock. Jacob cannot wait and starts rubbing his cock vigorously until Kate has her pants fully off. Her pussy and all around it is drenched from being so horny. She moves his hands out of the way and starts licking his cock. He moans in pleasure and she begins to gag from going to deep. He grabs her pussy and rubs it hard. She screams with pleasure. He shoves her on the ground fondling her breasts. He grabs her arms and holds her down then shoves his dick deep inside of her. He goes very slow. She screams everytime he gets deeper than before. Kate begins to moan and plead for more. Jacob answers her wish and fucks her as fast and hard as he can. He goes faster and faster with each thrust. They're both screaming and moaning. Kate squirts all over his dick then Jacobs cums inside her.
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