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102.
When your friend won't shut up about a guy she wants to fuck, and tells you all the dirty things she would do to him.
"Yeah, I was talking to this girl last night and she got so horny talking about christopher!"
by derpin all day lawng May 06, 2012
 
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There are no defs on here for lesbians to get horny off of, so I think I'll write one.

As I walked in my house thinking about my girlfriend, I thought about how good her pussy tastes and it started to make me horny. I called her up and moaned into the phone, she knew what I wanted. She was at my house in less than five minutes and we soon lost all of our clothes. She rubbed my pussy and it made me so wet, then I started to eat her out. She moaned with pleasure and I licked even harder. Now it's her turn, she flipped me around and in turn ate me out as well. I orgasmed so quickly that I didn't even know what was happening. She started sucking on my tits and I got my vibrator out. It has two sides so we could both use it at once. I stuck it in my pussy and she stuck the other end in her and we turned it on the highest setting. We both spread our legs as far as we could, trying to savor every last minute of it. We were both dripping wet before we had the loudest orgasms I've ever heard. Turns out that she had a friend that wanted to join the party so we let her. We quickly undressed her and watched her with my vibrator, finguring ourselves as we watched. We were all so horny that we started finguring eachother and eating eachother out. It was the best threesome I've ever had in my life.
by BleedingBullet March 31, 2008
 
37.
to be sexually aroused
ex.
I was in my apartment with my friend steph. We were going to watch a movie she brought over. she put the movie in and hit play, i was expecting a chick flick, however, it was a porno movie that was in the wrong case. i went to stop it and then steph said no please keep it on so i did. i was so turned on watching it and she could see how much it was turning me on my 12" penis was making a bulge in my pants and i saw her looking. without saying anything she looked at me and then jumped on top of me kissing my lips massaging her tongue with mine. i then slid my head to her neck and began sucking and biting i moved up to her ear and whispered very softly for her to take my pants off and then i nibbled her ear driving her wild. she took my shirt off revealing my rock solid abs and i took her shirt off showing her leopard print bra and her 34C breasts.her boobs were jumping out of her bra so i slowly sexually removed her bra with my teeth. she decided she was then going to do as i asked and remove my pants. she took my zipper in her teeth and slid it down while unbottening them she slid them down slowly. i was so horny and i couldnt take my eyes off her huge breasts. i was sitting on the sofa with my boxers on and she walked to the kitchen and when she came back she was completely naked and her vagina was covered in whip cream.
i was so excited i got up and licked every last bit of whip cream off and ate her out til she orgasmed i then groped her breasts and placed my face in between them and then sucked her nipples. meanwhile she had her hands down my boxers tickling my balls and playing with my long penis.It felt so good i didnt know how to deal with the pleasure.she then started to bend down and pulled my boxers with her so i was naked. i took her head with my hands and moved it towards my penis. she then licked the sides of my penis and licked circles around the tip of my penis and moved all the way back while simutaneously massaging my balls. she did this for an hour until i had orgasmed 15 times. i then layed down with my legs spread and she knealed between my legs and took my fully erect penis in her mouth and deep throated grabbing my balls to push my penis in deeper. i then orgasmed and flipped over so i was on top i slid my penis into her and played with her clitoris with my finger driving her crazy. she climaxed and was having the longest orgasm ever. she was so pleased and so was i. we continued to have sex for an hour. then got dressed because she had to be home. as she was leaving she kissed me and put both her hands down my pants and played with my penis as i put my hands down her pants and squeezed her butt. she turned me on again and she decided to stay overnight. we had oral sex and sex all night long.... im so horny
by bigcock12'' October 06, 2009
 
38.
A girl/boy who is sexually aroused. This real situation below:
For girls: I'm so horny, i wish Davey could lick my pussy right now! He sure knows how to put his tongue in the right spots. Just thinking about it makes me wanna...oh shit...my pussy is really wet now. I need his licking, bad!

For boys: I wish Marianna could suck my dick right now. Hmm...get the balls too. Sucking deep and hard makes me wanna cum (moves hand up and down his dick very fast, and white cum squirts out his dick)

Perfect example!
 
39.
There are several reasons why you could be reading this definition.

1) You want to know the definition
2) You are horny.
3) You want to sexually please yourself.

If you are horny you have extreme sexual desire. If you don't have sex or masturbate, then it will be awhile before you don't feel horny anymore.
I was at a party, it was really exciting. A girl came up to me, and we started grinding. Eventually we went upstairs, closed the doors, and she began to strip. Her body made me horny She forced me onto the bed, and we started to make out. We switched positions, I was on top and she was on bottom, she gave me a hand job, that felt EXTREMELY good. I began to thrust into her, I could tell I wasn't satisfying her. So I moved faster, and harder. She started to moan. Then, she screamed. The headboard was hitting the wall. After awhile, we got dressed, I was ready to leave, but she stopped me. She grabbed me and we started to dry hump. That was very satisfying. I went back downstairs, I was sitting on the couch, talking to a friend, when all of a sudden, another girl came up to me and gave me a lap dance. That was the happiest day of my life.
by TheGame2048 March 29, 2007
 
40.
1. needing sexual pleasure
2. in need of a dick
3. needing to stick your dick in a hole
4. wanting to fuck a guy hard
"i wanted to fuck him so bad yesterday! he made me feel so horny and in the mood!"
by Zoey kinamoto September 13, 2005
 
41.
Tiger Woods was one horny bastard
by spammy sosa December 10, 2009
 
42.
When you need some now. Settled by masterbating or sex
One day this hot girl texted her crush as a truth or dare prank at a sleepover saying "I'm so wet and horny" he didn't get the text for a whole day. The girls friends left by then. Her crush was over in an instent as soon as he read the text. The door rang and there he was. In his boxers. "hey sexy. Can I fix that problom of yours" she nodded. Then led him to her parents bed. Parents were out for a week. He layed her down. And kissed her. The girl quickly unbuttoned her shirt showing that she was wearing a lacy bra double d cups. The guy uncliped her bra "let's she those babe" and she slides down his boxers reveling his 9" cock And then she removes her skirt. And he starts kissing faster with more tounge. He removes her thong. And kisses her dripping wet pussy just making her more horny. And she makes it easier by placeing her legs over his shoulders and knocking him down so he has no choice but to eat her out. Then to return the pleasure she gets up and has him stand. Kneels down and gives him the best BJ the guy ever had. He sucked on his dick so much he almost cummed but resisted. "Im gunna cum let me in" she lays him back down. And she jumps on him. "ur welcome to come on in" he smiles and rolls her under him. Then puts his cock in her really slowly. He wanted to pleasure her so much. The slowness was so tormenting to her. She wanted him to go faster. But she waited. He slowly penetrated her. In and out in and out. "I CANT TAKE IT NO MORE.YOUR TO GOOD AT THIS. GO FASTER. FASTER." as she said that he smirked and did as he was told. Faster and faster. She hit an organism and screamed. "AHHHHH OH GOSH. KEEP GOING" he cummed and so did she. And she hit another organism when he found her g-spot and played around with it with his dick. He leaned up toward her boobs and sucked them. By then she was still dripping wet. She masterbated in front of him. Giving herself an organism. Which only made the guy more horny and was super stiff again. So he fucked her even more. She had once more another organism and the guy said "damn it's so easy to please you. How many more are you gunna have" "you tell me" she said the rolled over so she was on top and rode his stick. After a few more hours of fucking the guys dick fell back down. And they got dressed desiding to do it again tommorrow. This time they called you. You and the guy and girl had a threesum together

If your a girl-the guy took turns fucking you and the other girl. And you lay in a triangle. You gave the guy a blow job and the guy ate the girl out and the girl ate you out. You hit an organism and screamed. And you sucked the guys dick so much you almost chocked on his sperm and his dick halfway down your throat. The girl licked all over your bright pink pussy. She played around with it a lot. Then it felt like she was fucking you cuz she shoved her tounge up your hole sticking it in and out as fast as she could

If your a guy- you take turns fucking the girl with the guy. Then you lay in a triangle postion and the girl gives you a blow job while you give the guy a blow job and the guy eats the girl out. She suck his dick so well he cums. And you love the taste. And you cum from the girl suck your dick for the past hour. By the time you all are done the girls parents bed is covered in cum.

Both(read your gender first): after almost a whole day of fucking everyone get dressed and leaves. And you fuck them every day till her parents come home. Then you fuck everyday at your house
by Everything you'll ever need August 03, 2009