When your friend won't shut up about a guy she wants to fuck, and tells you all the dirty things she would do to him.
"Yeah, I was talking to this girl last night and she got so horny talking about christopher!"
by derpin all day lawng May 06, 2012
Acronym.
Happy On Reaching New Years
Coined by Stephen Colbert.
Maf54 (7:47:11 PM): good so your getting horny

Xxxxxxxxx (7:47:29 PM): lol…a bit
by Patrocl October 03, 2006
Ready for sexual activity. wanting someone. Wanting to get it on with a person. Wanting sex or sexual activity
Damn girl your body makes me so horny
by I answer the question :)1 May 26, 2009
Having or showing a sharp or ready mental capability.
Of all the students in his grade, our little horny Nick scored the highest percent.
by headstrong.guam February 04, 2010
The feeling i get when i see hot guys
Lisa walks past stephen. Stephen reaches out as she passes him and grabs her boob. She twirls around and looks at him. She stalks off. After school: (from locker room) Lisa made me so damn horny today!
Before school the next day: (from guys bathroom) Oh steohen stroke there again! OOHHHHH HARDER! FASTER! OOOOOHHHHH! ( 72 minutes later) Lisa get down! MMMMMMMMM
by wanafk? October 14, 2008
a term used for both males and females, commonly thought to be more with males however society refuses to realize that females are just as horny as males. to be horney males penis gets an errection, they talk to any 5 or above rated girls for sex for all othe males such as zach or more commonly a ledwith who hasnt gotten any for a while there minimum standards are a as low as a 1 or they dont mind hooking up with girls that thier best friends gotten a blowjob from. for a female to be considered horny which is les commonly used females get a wet vagina and ask usually a person she has already fucked before to come over or if its okay if they hook up in the males basement after both of thier parents go to sleep
For males:
Zach: Yo this is zach aka the ledwith.. i was wondering if we could chill even though u sucked j hart's dick last sunday night im so horny i know i made fun of j hart for hooking up with u but its been a few months since i've seen a girl being that i go to delbarton.

Girl: Ewww get out of here loser i like guys with big dicks

For a Female:

(through text)
Girl: (1:32:12 a.m.) i just got home
Boy: Cool what are u up
Girl: Im kinda tipsy can i come over
Boy: yeah im tipsy to meet me half way and well go in the basement my rents are asleep
Girl: sounds good im leaving now
by Bobby23 March 18, 2007
Something that a women looses the abiltiy to be once you marry them.
My wife used to be horny all the time until we got married.
by stupid28 May 09, 2010
when your dick is bigger then your big toe
Last time i got this horny is when my 79 year old science teacher bent down right in front of me

male/and/or/female

Are you still high man? no, i'm just horny
by Btothemage December 23, 2007
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