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When your friend won't shut up about a guy she wants to fuck, and tells you all the dirty things she would do to him.
"Yeah, I was talking to this girl last night and she got so horny talking about christopher!"
by derpin all day lawng May 06, 2012

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Sexually excited.
PART 2

At this point, her father had woken up. "What is going on in here?!?!" he yelled, flinging open to door. "Oh Papa," Belle crooned, pulling my throbbing cock out of her, "we were just having some fun!" Seeing his horny daughter soaking wet and naked did something for Mr. Mason, and he yanked down his pants to reveal his giant hairy dick. "OH PAPA!" Belle cried, and ran to her father, immediatly kneeling and sucking hard and fast on his dick. "OHHH BELLE!" he cried, "I didn't know you were so good!" "There's a lot you don't know about me," she said seductivley. She grabbed his arm and pulled him to her bed. I no time, I was making out with Belle the slut with my boner shoved up her pussy while her father was pounding her from behind. Belle started gasping for breath and in no time was having orgasms like there was no tomorrow. I felt myself precum and yelled "I'm about to cum! Get ready!" The force of my cum was so powerful that it threw me backwards onto the floor gasping in pleasure. "Holy shit!" I yelled, looking at her clock. I pulled on my clothing and ran outside so I wouldn't be late for school.
by HornyMamma534 October 15, 2013

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When someone really needs bed action or something similar. Can be solved by masturbating.
One day at school Taylor was walking in the hallway. She decided she didn't want to go to class. So she went to hide in the bathroom.While she was in the bathroom she suddenly thought of her crush Tim. To her Tim was the hottest guy in school. Just the thought of him made her horny and wet. Unwillingly, she stuck her hand down into her denim jeans. By then her pussy was soaked and throbbing. She started gently rubbing her hand on her vagina. Then she rubbed faster and pressed harder. Soon her jeans and panties were on the floor and Taylor had three fingers in her pussy. While fingering herself with one hand she pinched her tits through the fabric of her bra. After a few more minuets of this she finally came. As she was putting her cloths back on the bell rung for the next class. "Just in time" she thought.
by Sexymerp March 22, 2011

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desiring sex.
wanting to fuck someone
I woke at night in cold sweat. 'Must wear panties' I thought. I went to the closet and found the sexiest pair of panties I could find. I ripped them out of the closet, and vigorously put them on. I started to rub my legs, my ass and my cock. I caressed my thighs and rubbed my dick hard. I couldn't stand it so I tore open the crotch of the pantyhose and grabbed my cock. I rubbed and stroked, fingered and pulled, faster and faster, until the point where I felt a pleasantly painful, numbing, tingly, horny sensation in my rod. I kept rubbing, until white cum exploded and shot into the air! the my rod broke, fell silent and limp.
by jkslayer2000 December 22, 2010

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to have an overwhelming desire to have oioi in your bed, you cant stop thinking about them and havin them be 'your bitch'! The thought of them makes you wet. You want them soo bad like nothing you have felt before!
When you feel so horny your body becomes so sensitive your clit tingling...
by HeyHey2 July 21, 2008

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1. The fuckin' feeling you get when you fucking want to just fucking get FUCKED. Fuck!
2. What a boy gets when he wants to get laid, but can't get some...so he either looks at porn or faps. Or just cybers with someone.
3. lol
"Dammit I'm just so fucking horny!
Please fuck me.
Hard."
by Funn-ah April 05, 2008

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when 1 feels like sex really bad.
look at those two going at it like a couple of horny dogs
by antony davies July 07, 2005

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it means your turned on.
dan:man im so horny!
john:go have sex with the girl that turned you on!
dan:good idea man,thanks!
by super~horny~man January 26, 2010

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