when you just need to get some and real bad!
i am sooo fucking horny! shove your cock into me now!
by amber February 26, 2004
There are several reasons why you could be reading this definition.

1) You want to know the definition
2) You are horny.
3) You want to sexually please yourself.

If you are horny you have extreme sexual desire. If you don't have sex or masturbate, then it will be awhile before you don't feel horny anymore.
I was at a party, it was really exciting. A girl came up to me, and we started grinding. Eventually we went upstairs, closed the doors, and she began to strip. Her body made me horny She forced me onto the bed, and we started to make out. We switched positions, I was on top and she was on bottom, she gave me a hand job, that felt EXTREMELY good. I began to thrust into her, I could tell I wasn't satisfying her. So I moved faster, and harder. She started to moan. Then, she screamed. The headboard was hitting the wall. After awhile, we got dressed, I was ready to leave, but she stopped me. She grabbed me and we started to dry hump. That was very satisfying. I went back downstairs, I was sitting on the couch, talking to a friend, when all of a sudden, another girl came up to me and gave me a lap dance. That was the happiest day of my life.
by TheGame2048 March 29, 2007
Being extremely and want some sort of pleasure.

Girls- when your pussy lubricates/wet
Guys- when your dick becomes hard
One day, I was incredibly horny. My pussy was throbbing and soaking through my thong. Fortunately, it was the weekend and my family was gone.
I went to the bathroom and went into the bathtub that just got filled up. I rubbed my clit in quick motions (back and forth, back and forth) and wanted more. I got the adjustable shower head and put it right above my throbbing clit.
The warm water was pounding on me, and God did it feel good. I sat onto the perimeter on the bathtub and let it pour on my clit. I was moaning and groaning and feel like I was gonna explode.
"More," I thought. "I want so much more fucking more."
I dug two fingers into my hole, moaning and jerking my body. I pushed them in slowly, then pushed hard to get it to touch the G-spot. I pulled out slow this time, and pushed in hard. I did this continuously, until I needed to do it harder and faster.
I could feel my pussy pulse around my fingers, and I was just about to orgasm, but I stopped.
I got out of the tub and ran into my room. I looked through my drawers and got my 10 inch vibrator. Then, I quickly walked backed into the bathtub.
In a slow motion, I took the vibrator into my hole. I did not jerk it in out or side to side. I just let it touch my G-spot, and I moaned and groaned and began to orgasm.
Soon, I picked up the pace. I jerked the vibrator in all sorts of positions and I was shaking with pleasure.
With a mighty orgasm, I squirted--far. It was the best orgasm I've ever had.
by TheSquirter March 28, 2012
When a person feels sexually aroused.

Here is a story for you horny girls ;)
Amanda thought about Zach. She got so horny thinking about Zach. She laid back in her bed and masturbated. After, she got up the guts to call her crush Zach tell him she was horny. He replied saying he will be there in 5 min. Amanda put on her best lacy black thong and bra. When he arrived she took him to her bedroom. They kissed while he slowly undid her size 36C bra and fondled her breasts. He flipped on top and kissed her nipples gently and massaged them, teasing her. She let out a faint moan. He responded by working his way to her mouth. Amanda, undid his boxers. Exposing his 9" rock hard dick. She slipped her soft lips over his cock and gave him a blow job, he came in her mouth and she swallowed every last bit. Zach then slowly slid off her thong. He flipped her over and kissed her stomach slowly working his way to her pussy. He saw her dripping wet pussy. He teasingly licked the tip of her clit. He let his tongue slip in and out of her pussy and just when she was about to orgasm, he slipped it out and climbed on top of her. He went in and out of her pussy very slowly. She flipped him over and straddled him on top. She bobbed faster and faster, up and down, on his long hard dick. She arched her back, moaning and purring with ecstasy. She wanted him to go deeper and deeper insider her. He finally hit her g-spot. And fell over with him on top of her curling her toes and let out a big moan. They orgasmed at the same time and he pulled out and came all over her stomach.
by cookiemonster7373 March 17, 2012
the feeling you get that urges you to have sex;
this story should give you that feeling

Bret finally got to the Halloween party and saw tons of hot girls with cleavage and tight outfits all over the place. Bianca came up to him and told him she wanted to take a look upstairs since the party was at a house she had never been to before. They went upstairs to look around. Bret could see Bianca's perfect ass under her tight stripper-nurse's skirt as she walked up the steps in front of him in red heels. He knew she was tryna have some fun.
They came to a room on the other end of the house that had a huge bed in the middle of it. Bianca crawled onto the bed and flashed her thong and entire ass in Bret's direction. A bulge started to become visible in his pants. He came up behind Bianca and grabbed her waist as she was bent over so she could feel his boner rubbing up against her. She moaned, so she must have been horny already. Bianca pulled her belly shirt over her head revealing her perky C-cup breasts. They grazed the bed as she bent back down to rub her ass all over Bret's package. Bret took off his shirt and reached down to pull off his shorts so that he was in only his boxers. He flipped Bianca over to face him and began taking off her skirt. He wanted her to keep those sexy red heels on when he got her moaning.
Bret got on the bed and kissed her all over her body. He moved from her neck all the way down to her chest. He fondled her tits and licked her nipples as she started moaning. She arched her back to get closer to him and he buried his face in her breasts. Bianca could feel his boner poking her between her legs, and it made her horny. She pulled off his boxers so she could rub his cock up and down with both hands, it was that big. Bret felt she was wet underneath her red thong. Bianca moaned slightly as his hands went underneath her panties. He could feel her shiver when he put in one finger and then another.

Finally, Bianca couldn't take it any longer, so she rolled over on top of him and straddled his muscular body. She knelt over him and guided his throbbing cock into her tight and wet pussy.
She threw her head back and began to grind on top of him, as he moaned underneath her in pleasure. His hands were on her hips, guiding her every move. Then she began to ride him faster, bouncing up and down on his hard cock. "Ooo, fuck me, that feels good," she gasped. "Go deeper, harder." Bret moved in synch with Bianca and took control with her still on top. He held her body in one spot while he pounded his throbbing cock deep inside her pussy. Finally, as she was moaning, Bianca cried out with pleasure and he felt her shiver and collapse onto his body. Bret pulled out of her and Bianca took his cock in her hands so that he could cum on her tits.
by lalalameowmeow July 08, 2011
thank you definition 48
its true girls if u want an easy orgasm go into your bathroom, and turn on the faucet in the tub, like you were going to take a bath not a shower, turn it on hot but not burning, then lay in the tub, put your feet on the sides of the faucet and your pussy and cunt under the water flow,spread your pussy lips, it is a more amazing way to get to an orgasm because there is no work involved and it feels better than a vibrator ive tried it n it feels like heaven!!!
i was so horny n my bf wasnt in town so i got an easy orgasm
it was amazing
When girls and boys have a great desire for sexual intercourse with someone of the same or different gender.

Horny-ness is cured in three ways:
1. Masturbating
2. Watching Porn (though this tends to make some people more horny and cause them to use option number one]
3. Calling someone up and banging them all night long.
One day, Sally was very bored so she looked up the work "Horny" on urbandictionary.com. She began reading the examples and immediately became horny herself.

Sally instantly called her boyfriend Greg and said, "I'm wet" Greg was over in an instant.

In about five minutes both Greg and Sally's clothes were both off and the two were taking part in some foreplay. This included Greg fingering Sally and Sally giving Greg a blowjob.

Soon when Greg was super hard and Sally as wet as the ocean, Greg couldn't take it anymore.

He pounded his dick into Sally's pussy. Sally screamed in shock and joy.

As Greg went harder, faster, and deeper Sally's moans grew deeper.

Twenty minutes later Greg hit Sally's g-spot and she had an orgasm. About ten minutes after that Greg exploded inside Sally and gave her a cream pie.

After this they went into the 69 position.

This simply caused them to become even more horny and they went back to having sex.

About three hours later they were done and went to the laundromat. They had to wash Sally's sheets which were soaked in cum.
by Being Horny Is Fun May 04, 2008
1. needing sexual pleasure
2. in need of a dick
3. needing to stick your dick in a hole
4. wanting to fuck a guy hard
"i wanted to fuck him so bad yesterday! he made me feel so horny and in the mood!"
by Zoey kinamoto September 13, 2005

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