when you just need to get some and real bad!
i am sooo fucking horny! shove your cock into me now!
by amber February 26, 2004
thank you definition 48
its true girls if u want an easy orgasm go into your bathroom, and turn on the faucet in the tub, like you were going to take a bath not a shower, turn it on hot but not burning, then lay in the tub, put your feet on the sides of the faucet and your pussy and cunt under the water flow,spread your pussy lips, it is a more amazing way to get to an orgasm because there is no work involved and it feels better than a vibrator ive tried it n it feels like heaven!!!
i was so horny n my bf wasnt in town so i got an easy orgasm
it was amazing
I'm guessing you're horny, because no one who isn't horny would search horny on urbandictionary. I am right now.

When you're horny, I recommend having sex or masturbating.
It was a Saturday evening, and my boyfriend and I were laying in bed together holding hands. Suddenly, he started kissing me. It was soft at first, but then he lay on top of me and kissed me passionatley. He kissed my neck and began unbuttoning my white blouse and threw it across the room. He massaged my breasts, which made me moan slightly. He carefully unlatched my bra and lay it on the bed, and began sucking on my breasts, which made me really horny. I was moaning louder and louder and began taking his pants off. I took his boxers off and put his dick in my mouth until it was hard. He moaned loudly and rubbed my breasts, then took off my jeans and underwear. He licked my clit and I moaned loudly, and an orgasm shook my body as I screamed with joy. I knew he was just getting warmed up. He took two of his finger and massaged my clit, and with the other hand massaged my breasts and licked them. I felt for his dick and cupped it in my hand, and moved my hand up and down. I felt him cum all over my hand after a few minutes. Then he moaned and squeezed my boobs, and I knew he wanted to get inside of me. I smirked and let him do whatever he wanted to me. He licked my clit and I had another orgasm for almost a minute, screaming. Then finally he put his dick into my vagina and I screamed louder, begging him to fuck me harder. We had sex for three hours.
by awesome person w4474576 December 22, 2010
When girls and boys have a great desire for sexual intercourse with someone of the same or different gender.

Horny-ness is cured in three ways:
1. Masturbating
2. Watching Porn (though this tends to make some people more horny and cause them to use option number one]
3. Calling someone up and banging them all night long.
One day, Sally was very bored so she looked up the work "Horny" on urbandictionary.com. She began reading the examples and immediately became horny herself.

Sally instantly called her boyfriend Greg and said, "I'm wet" Greg was over in an instant.

In about five minutes both Greg and Sally's clothes were both off and the two were taking part in some foreplay. This included Greg fingering Sally and Sally giving Greg a blowjob.

Soon when Greg was super hard and Sally as wet as the ocean, Greg couldn't take it anymore.

He pounded his dick into Sally's pussy. Sally screamed in shock and joy.

As Greg went harder, faster, and deeper Sally's moans grew deeper.

Twenty minutes later Greg hit Sally's g-spot and she had an orgasm. About ten minutes after that Greg exploded inside Sally and gave her a cream pie.

After this they went into the 69 position.

This simply caused them to become even more horny and they went back to having sex.

About three hours later they were done and went to the laundromat. They had to wash Sally's sheets which were soaked in cum.
by Being Horny Is Fun May 04, 2008
to be sexually aroused. when you feel like you want sex really badly and probably need to masterbate. i am horny just writing this!
jonny walks into work one day and sees a hot woman at the counter. she says "hey you wanna do it right here right now?" so jonny is really horny right now and automatically agrees becuase he thinks this woman can give him what he wants. so he follows her into the bathroom and she pulls off his shirt and pants. she massages his erected dick. jonny starts out by rubbing her clitoris and sucking her breasts. (this is way better than masterbating! he thinks). she kisses his penis and he moans and she rubs his dick on the shaft and puts it in her mouth and rubs it around. now jonny is really horny and when he cums and she swallows it he knows he is in for a treat. he has kinky sex with her. he puts his dick in her pussy and holds her up and he is thrusting and humping her. she moans in ecstacy. UHH OHH YA UHH UHH OHH! BABE UHH OOO! he is so horny right now that they both get orgasms and they keep going at it. she gives him oral again and rubs his dick so hard and he feels so good and he wants more and more. he puts his dick in her vagina and humps more and more and she starts moaning and groaning and they have sex again and again. each time they get orgasms. i hope you feel as horny as i do when you read this! beucase this makes me want to rub a mans dick and suck it hard and have kinky sex and ohh ahhh...
by newyork April 28, 2007
When a person feels sexually aroused.

Here is a story for you horny girls ;)
Amanda thought about Zach. She got so horny thinking about Zach. She laid back in her bed and masturbated. After, she got up the guts to call her crush Zach tell him she was horny. He replied saying he will be there in 5 min. Amanda put on her best lacy black thong and bra. When he arrived she took him to her bedroom. They kissed while he slowly undid her size 36C bra and fondled her breasts. He flipped on top and kissed her nipples gently and massaged them, teasing her. She let out a faint moan. He responded by working his way to her mouth. Amanda, undid his boxers. Exposing his 9" rock hard dick. She slipped her soft lips over his cock and gave him a blow job, he came in her mouth and she swallowed every last bit. Zach then slowly slid off her thong. He flipped her over and kissed her stomach slowly working his way to her pussy. He saw her dripping wet pussy. He teasingly licked the tip of her clit. He let his tongue slip in and out of her pussy and just when she was about to orgasm, he slipped it out and climbed on top of her. He went in and out of her pussy very slowly. She flipped him over and straddled him on top. She bobbed faster and faster, up and down, on his long hard dick. She arched her back, moaning and purring with ecstasy. She wanted him to go deeper and deeper insider her. He finally hit her g-spot. And fell over with him on top of her curling her toes and let out a big moan. They orgasmed at the same time and he pulled out and came all over her stomach.
by cookiemonster7373 March 17, 2012
To have a boner, or to be turned on so much that you wanna fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck.
Just read the example...
He was gorgouse, she was sexy as all hell.
They wanted each other. In the motel room she pushed him onto the bed and slowly pulled his pants off. He simply stared at the ceiling and moaned. Having been turned on he had a huge boner, his cock was huge. 11" and dripping with precum. Her tits were swelling seeing his dick. After she pulled his pants and boxers off she threw herself onto his huge cock and titty fucked him. She got into the 69 posttion and started giving him the blowjob of his life. She pumped his cock, slowly but faster and faster, she stuck the tip of her tounge into his hole and he came. she licked up every drop while moaning. He was eating out to perfection. First he had licked around her thighs, getting her wet. Then he had kissed her lips in her vagina and then, he tounge fucked her, making her cum. he smiled and licked up heer sweet cunt. Pleased with himself to be able to pleasure her.
He rolled on top of her, getting out of 69. He turned to french with her, fingering her pussy making her orgasm she broke his kiss to scream with pleasure; "Oh MY GOD, MORE, BABY, YES, YES, YES.. FUCK, YES!!!!! OOOOOHHHH!!!!" She was the most horny she had ever gotten. He stoped fingering her to penertrate her sweet, tight, wet pussy. He humped her faster and faster. "MMMM, O, YES!!!, MORE MORE!!!! YES!!! YES!!!!! AHHHH, OOOOO, MMMMM!!!" he didn't want to cum inside her yet. So he slowed down and went deeper instead of faster. She didnt mind the change. He moaned with satifiaction. She orgasmed, and he pulled out the lick up her cunt. She flipped over, he analed her. He came and went faster and faster, making it pleasing for both of them. She moaned. he stopped. she begged for more "GET INSIDE ME NOW!!!" He smiled and obeyed. after he had his 4th orgasm he started to jackhammer her against the head board.

I can't finish, I HAVE to masterbate
by iHorny October 17, 2009
if your a man your penus gets hard and stiff. With a woman your pussie gets wet and slippery and uncomfortable. Horniness can only be solved by having sex or masturbation. Both are fun!!!! (yes i am a slut XD) note to #6: I read your example every day and it makes me very hot and sweaty and horny and sexy. I have sex dreams about my a mystery hot teacher and then I have sex very nice immagination you have!!! Wanna do it?? Any who you get horny when who are attracted to someone who is sexy and hot or when you want to have sex. Or when something turns you on.
A very attractive slut(Jane)in hardly any clothes with big breasts and ass walks by John and he gets an erection. She looks at him and comes over. She sticks her hand in his pants and massages his penus. But she gets too horny she whispers into his ear "follow me hot stuff!" She brings John into her apartment. She invites him over to her bed, jumps on, pats on the bed next to her. She takes off her clothes slowly, then takes off his clothes and pushes him under her. She sticks his penus into her pussie and pushes it up and down his dick very fast. Her wet and slippery vagina is pleasing to him. She starts to moan intensly and very loudly. John is very pleased he releases his cum into her vagina; she screams with pleasure. He watches as her tits bounce up and down as she pumps up and down his penus. His dick slowly goes back to normal size as she guides her pussie off of him. She them makes him get dressed and leave. She gives him a french kiss and grab of his nuts. She closes the door and smiles. She is very pleased and is excited because he may know where she lives but doesn't know her real phone number. And he is shocked by the wonderfully sexy woman he just fucked. He looks at her phone number she wrote on his hand and highly disbelieves that it really is hers.
I hope this story gets you all horny because I'm not really that good in english. Well it gets me horny. So there HA!!
by Jane *wink wink* August 18, 2006

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