when you just need to get some and real bad!
i am sooo fucking horny! shove your cock into me now!
by amber February 26, 2004
when a person is extremely turned on.
a female's vagina becomes wet and she has the urge to hump someone/something. a male's penis becomes erect. meaning he gets a "boner" or a stiff penis that is longer and larger than usual.
this (true) story will make you horny:
it was the middle of July. i had the most beautiful girlfriend in the world. she was bout 5.3" with huge tits a nice ass, and the most wonderful pussie in the world. her name was karen. she was blonde and sexy and she knew it. one day i went over her house cause i was mad horny. she wanted it bad. we made out for a while, then she grabbed my hand and pulled me outside. she was rich and owned alotta property. we went outside and she began to take of her clothes. first her shirt, then her miniskirt. then she came to me (in her sexy lace bra and a thong) and violently stuck her hand down my pants. "karen.." i said with pure pleasure as she gave me the best handjob i've ever had. "yes?" she said in a sexy voice. she pulled down my pants and boxers, and removed her thong. i quickly ripped my shirtt off. then, she did the sexiest thing i've ever seen. she bent ovver (still facing me) and i saw so much clevege. i was in heaven. then she said "get ova her, studd" and i happily went over. she kneeled on the ground and put my 9 inch cock in her mouth. while she was sucking, she quickly unclipped her bra. my jaw dropped. her tits were HUGE. no joke, they were bigger than pam andersons. she stood up and let me feel her up. then we started making out again. while we were making out and i was feeling her up i slipped my dick into her dripping wet pussie. she wrapped one leg around me and started backing up. before i kne it, we were fucking in her huge pool. i liked it. her boobs were huge and jiggled as she humped me under water. outta nowhere she stood up and started getting out of the water. i said "aww babe, you wanna stop already?" she replied "hell no, get over here" by then she was laying on a loungechair with her legs spread. i moved the fastest i c ould and hoped ontop of her. i fucked her in the pussie for like 20 minutess. it was amazing. then she flipped me over so she was on top and she was facing up. i fucked her in the ass while reaching my arms around to feel here tits. she was moaning. it was so great. after a while we ent on her trampoline and fucked on there. that was the best. then she told me to sit down, i did as i was told. while we were still on the trampoline, me sitiing, her standing, she started jumping. her titties were gorgeous. they bounced so hot. and my dick had the BIGGEST BONER EVER. then she came over to me, she put one leg over my shoulder, then the other. her pussie was in my face. i gladly ate her out. she was delicious. after we fell asleep together, naked, and when we woke up i stared at her boobs for about an hour while she tanned....naked.
by hungry for pussie April 16, 2008
for a man, your penis gets hard and stiff
for a woman, your pussy gets wet, or cums and you have this need
this is a true story...
one night i was home alone, my siblings were out, sleeping over elsewhere with friends, and i was online, i was bored so i looked up horny on urbandictionary. i read the examples and became horny my self i was so wet i couldnt take it, i needed someone to fuck me. i called my boyfriend, john. when he answered this is what i told him
"hey baby" he said
"john, i need you, im home alone, and i am so wet, i need you" i told him
"i'll be right over" he told me
i couldnt wait for him so i took off my pants and started to mastrubate.
then i heard john come in, he has a key to my house.

he walked up the stairs and came in my room. he saw me on my bed with no clothes on mastrubating.
"hon, why didnt you wait for me?" he asked me with a smile.
"shut up and just come fuck me" i half screamed half moaned. and his face lit up. he took of his shirt as he walked towards me, and then took off his pants. his dick had created a huge tent in his boxers. he took those off and climed onto the bed with me. but before he could do anything i asked him to eat me out, so he kneeled between my legs and i put my legs on his shoulders as he bent down and He began to gently tease me with his tongue and fingers by tracing all over the inside of my thighs and near and around my pussy. Then he placed his mouth on my pussy lips and spread them with his tongue. placing his mouth over the opening to my cunt, he began to kiss my cunt and pussy. Then he pushed his tongue down into my, wet cunt. He continued to tongue fuck me until I bucked up towards him from pleasure. He pulled his tongue out and licked around. Then he rubbed his fingers around and began to rub the top of my clit. Then he slid his tongue over the top of my clit and all around until I was moaning. Then he moved his mouth over my clit and began to suck on it. I moaned while he finger fucked me. And then I cummed on him and he licked it up and swallowed it. then i decided to return the favor, he kneeled on the bed as i got on my hands and knees. Then i slowly massaged his balls with one hand and moved my hand up and down the 12inch long shaft while i slowly sucked the head of his penis ever so lightly and swirled my tongue around the tip. i sucked him a little bit harder and swirled my tongue faster. i sucked harder as his dick slid farther down my throat and sucked harder swirling my tongue around his dick. He gots harder and harder and his penis began to throb as he was ready to cum. I moaned and sucked harder and squeezed the base of his penis while i sucked. He then shoved his dick in further, and I began to gag, I was deepthroating, and unlike I had read it wasn’t horrible, it gave me more intense sensations and hornyness. He cummed and the cum went down my throat, i looked up at him and smiled as a swallow it all. then he lay me on my back, and began to kiss my 34d breasts, he bit at them adn then kissed adn licked down my stomach while using his fingers to rub my clit. then he slowly slid his dick inside my cunt and began to slowly and gently fuck me. it was torture, but the slower he went the more i began to need him. i felt my cunt contracting around his dick,
"faster" i begged in a scream, but he only went a little faster wanting me to beg and moan to him.

"ahhhhh, come on fuck me harder" i screamed and then let out a low moan as he did
"ohhh, ahhh, come on baby, uuhhhh, yeah, faster, harder, uhhh, ahhhh" i screamed out as he fucked me faster and harder. then the pleasure peaked adn i rocked my body with pleasure and i cummed all over his dick, but he continued to fuck me as my cunt throbbed and contracted around his dick, and then he cummed inside me, it was like an explosion, alot of cum. we continued this for three hours adn then fell asleep on my cum soaked bed.
incredibly this is a true story, and my boyfriend and i do this all the time now.

girls-if your boyfriend isnt avalible but you are really horny...
if you dont have a vibrator you can use an electric toothbrush it works just as well
and if you dont have either of those and you want an amazing adn easy (no work involved) orgasm go into your bathroom, and turn on the faucet in the tub, like you were going to take a bath not a shower, turn it on hot but not burning, then lay in the tub, put your feet on the sides of the faucet and your pussy and cunt under the water flow,spread your pussy lips, it is a more amazing way to get to an orgasm because there is no work involved and it feels better than a vibrator (if you dont believe me try it)
one time i was doing this and my boyfrined came over, he came in and just watched me, getting horny, and then he fucked me.
by hornygirl69sexbaby May 17, 2009
When people get sexually excited. When guys get hard and women get wet pussies.
Jake was at a bar when he saw a hot girl talking to a guy in a corner of the bar. She had long blonde hair and enormous boobs. She had on a skimpy minidress, and as she leaned over at the bar, he saw that she wasn't wearing any underwear. Jake immediately got a huge hard-on. When she turned around, she saw him staring at her boobs and walked over to him. They chatted for a bit, but Jake was getting hornier and hornier. She kept staring at the huge bulge in his pants and she couldn't take her eyes away. Then Jake saw her nipples poking through the thin, tight fabric of her dress and knew she was horny too. They looked at each other and laughed. Within seconds, they were making out in the corner of the bar and the girl, Christie, was humping against Jakes's body. But they both wanted more, so Jake drove then to his house, while Christie gave him a blowjob in the front seat. They ran into the house and started to rip off their clothes. Christie's breasts with their huge, erect nipples jiggled as she pulled off Jake's jeans and underwear. His cock must have been ten inches, and it was totally hard. They fell onto the floor, and Christie spread out her legs. Her pussy was completely hairless, and it was bright pink. Jake took his cock and rubbed it all over her soaking wet pussy, then pushed it into her. Christie started to moan and he did to, because he had never had such a tight pussy, and he could feel it rippling around his giant cock. He was thrusting as fast as he could, but Christie was moaning and telling him to go faster. They were moaning together, and Christie was screaming his name at the top of her lungs. He breasts were jiggling up and down as he thrust into her and Jake buried his face in them. He could feel himself getting ready to cum, and she was having an orgasm. He simaltaneously started cumming, and he blasted his load into her as he groaned. As she felt her pussy filling with his cum she screamed and had another orgasm. Once he had pulled out, she took his cock and licked it slowly, like a lollipop. She was massaging his ball and licking the head of his cock, and she started to deepthroat him. Jake's cum splattered her face and her chest, and then he started to eat her out. She was groaning and twisting under him, and suddenly she screamed and cum gushed out of her pussy and on his face. Jake made Christie lick her pussy juices all off him and they fucked for hours more.
by hornyguy July 10, 2008
1.a funny word.
2 a word to describe that "sexual" feeling u get when ur "turned on".
3. a word that rymes with corny
4. somthing that has a horn
1. ha ha ha, u said horny
2. self explanatory
3. horny, corny, forny, morny, dorny
4. unicorns are really horny
by Chet and Josh November 03, 2004
When you just wanna fuck the hot chick next door. Your dick gets really hard and throbs alot. This situation is usually cured by masturbation or sex.
Last night, I went to my girl's house, and when she opened the door, the wasn't wearing anything. She said, "Hey, sexy.... Come into my room...." I followed her into her room, and she threw me onto the bed. She got me soooooo horny. She began ripping at my clothes with beastial intensity. She tore my pants off, and, slowly, she reached her head down and began sensually stroking my cock with her tongue. She slid it into her mouth and kept licking all the way. She fondled my balls and I slid my shirt off. We were naked, and she just kept going at it. my cock was throbbing so hard, it hurt. I arched my back, and she slowly brought her tongue to my nipples. She bit them, and I screamed in pleasure. I flipped around and inserted my tongue in her pussy. I loved the taste of her vagina. It tasted like liquid orgasm. She reached orgasm and blasted my mouth full of her cum. I swallowed, and loved every minute of it. Then, she started to give me a hand job. I fingered her, and I squirted cum in her face. She went crazy and asked for more. She leapt forward and stuck her tongue in the hole in my dick. I shuddered in pleasure, and I fainted in a flood of hormones and semen. I had had the best orgasm in the history of my life.

I hope you guys got horny off this. I certainly did. In fact, she's still eating my cum! =D
by IcyM1 June 05, 2007
When one person feels a great need to engage in sexual activity with another.
Dylan slid his hands up my blouse. They were warm and left a hot trail of tingles as he traced them along my stomach. I looked up into his brilliant blue eyes and kissed him passionately on the lips. His tongue traced my mouth and he began feeling my breasts. He was making me so horny. He traced my lacy bra and slowly unlatched it. I helped him pull it off and soon we were back on my bed kissing. He felt my bare chest and began to lick my nipples. I buried my head in his curly brown hair and moaned. He sucked my breasts until they were hard and then returned to kissing my mouth. I slid off his shirt and ran my fingers along his tan abs. I slid my hand down his jeans and massaged his penis until it was hard. I never stopped and went faster and faster. Dylan whispered my name and I moaned loudly in response. I slid down until I was at his belt buckle and I took off his pants. Slowly and gently I slid his penis in my mouth. I licked it with passion and sucked it until he came in my mouth. I swallowed without taking him out of me. I slid him farther and farther into my mouth until I gagged. But I ignored my reflexes and didn’t stop until I could feel his balls on my cheeks. I then slid him in and out until once more he came. I took him out and went back to his mouth. He licked me everywhere and then slid off my thong. I gasped as his tongue explored my vagina. I bit down on my lip and suppressed a scream. I didn’t want him to get too excited yet. He put my legs on his shoulders and licked me everywhere. I couldn’t help it I screamed and my body shook with pleasure. Dylan didn’t waste a moment he suddenly stuck his penis into me and thrusted in and out. It felt amazing but was too gentle. I threw my head back and yelled, “Oh baby don’t be a pussy be a man pleasure me baby!” Dylan quickly obliged and thrusted faster and faster. I wrapper my arms around his waist and orgasm once more. He never slowed I could feel his balls flap against my thighs and I thought my head board would make a dent in my wall. He was humping me so fast. I grabbed a fistful of sheets and spread out my legs into a split. Dylan leaned forward and slid in and out thrusting his hips so fast. I screamed and screamed with joy and Dylan came. He fell back and we went into 69 position. He licked me dry and I sucked him until he was hard enough to fuck me that good again and trust me he did.
by carzyriiiiiiiiittttteee August 06, 2009
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