this (true) story will make you horny:
it was the middle of July. i had the most beautiful girlfriend in the world. she was bout 5.3" with huge tits a nice ass, and the most wonderful pussie in the world. her name was karen. she was blonde and sexy and she knew it. one day i went over her house cause i was mad horny. she wanted it bad. we made out for a while, then she grabbed my hand and pulled me outside. she was rich and owned alotta property. we went outside and she began to take of her clothes. first her shirt, then her miniskirt. then she came to me (in her sexy lace bra and a thong) and violently stuck her hand down my pants. "karen.." i said with pure pleasure as she gave me the best handjob i've ever had. "yes?" she said in a sexy voice. she pulled down my pants and boxers, and removed her thong. i quickly ripped my shirtt off. then, she did the sexiest thing i've ever seen. she bent ovver (still facing me) and i saw so much clevege. i was in heaven. then she said "get ova her, studd" and i happily went over. she kneeled on the ground and put my 9 inch cock in her mouth. while she was sucking, she quickly unclipped her bra. my jaw dropped. her tits were HUGE. no joke, they were bigger than pam andersons. she stood up and let me feel her up. then we started making out again. while we were making out and i was feeling her up i slipped my dick into her dripping wet pussie. she wrapped one leg around me and started backing up. before i kne it, we were fucking in her huge pool. i liked it. her boobs were huge and jiggled as she humped me under water. outta nowhere she stood up and started getting out of the water. i said "aww babe, you wanna stop already?" she replied "hell no, get over here" by then she was laying on a loungechair with her legs spread. i moved the fastest i c ould and hoped ontop of her. i fucked her in the pussie for like 20 minutess. it was amazing. then she flipped me over so she was on top and she was facing up. i fucked her in the ass while reaching my arms around to feel here tits. she was moaning. it was so great. after a while we ent on her trampoline and fucked on there. that was the best. then she told me to sit down, i did as i was told. while we were still on the trampoline, me sitiing, her standing, she started jumping. her titties were gorgeous. they bounced so hot. and my dick had the BIGGEST BONER EVER. then she came over to me, she put one leg over my shoulder, then the other. her pussie was in my face. i gladly ate her out. she was delicious. after we fell asleep together, naked, and when we woke up i stared at her boobs for about an hour while she tanned....naked.

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The lecture about rocket thrusters and heat transfer makes me really horny, my rocket expanding due to increased o fuel flow, so I remove my rocket from it's secret lair in my pants. My rocket science teacher gives me a glare and walks over to me. But instead of yelling at me like I thought she would, she says seductively, "Let me lubricate your rocket for you," and starts to unbutton her blouse. As soon as she removes all of her clothes, she takes off my jeans and my boxers as I caress and lick her tits. Staring up at me with a look of bestial lust, she started to pump my rocket in and out of her mouth, sweet and moist, faster and faster. The feeling of my rocket in her mouth are insane. But soon she can't contain herself any longer, so she pushes me onto my back on the table, straddling her beautiful body on my hips. I guide my rocket into her spaceport, and she starts to bob her spaceport up and down my rocket on top of the table, moaning and purring with ecstasy. Her back arches, as the rhythm and tactile pleasure increases tenfold again and again and again and again as my rocket thrusts in and out of her spaceport, the oily lubricant of her spaceport facilitating the euphoric sensations in my rocket. Her space...

I'm so horny I could do a goat.

They went on a movie date and then he drove them back to her apartment. He walked her to the door and geve her a gentle kiss goodnight.

With no words spoken, they both somehow knew what would happen next. She unlocked the door and took his hand, leading him inside. He kicked the door shut behind him and they sat down on the couch.

They simultaneously rushed to embrace each other and they began to kiss. She ran all of her fingers through his hair just the way she knew he loved.

He knew just how to make her horny. While they kissed, he placed one hand on her hip, slowly stroking up and down her side, just barely allowing his thumb to graze the side of her breast each time. He put his other hand on the back of her neck and gently massaged the small indentations behind her earlobes.

This made her start to breathe heavier and moan a little. He noticed this and started to feel her up just a tiny bit faster.

"Oh," she thought, "Oh, he is soooo goooood at this." She felt her cunt begin to moisten and continued to kiss him. He let his tounge explore every inch of her mouth, using an amazing rhythm.

She couln't contain her feelings any longer. She stopped kissing his lips and leaned her head back. She put her hands on his shoulders.

He didn't break his rhythm and started to kiss her neck. He let both of his hands run up and down her sides as he started to suck on her neck. They knew it would leave a hicky but neither one of them cared.

He took her face in h...

if only i could get some, i wouldnt be so horny

Just about every1 on here is horny

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn
looks good.

kylie woke up and went to school. she kept thinking about the 6th definition of 'horny' on urbandictionary and couldn't focus during english. her pussy was throbbing so hard and she was lucky she was wearing jeans so you couldn't see the wet stains. after school she had to wait for about an hour til the football game started. she was still so wet and her pussy was throbbing SO hard that she went and sat in the deserted bleachers and took off her pants and underwear, and began to rub her pussy. she leaned her head back and moaned. she inserted her middle finger a little into her pussy, and exerted termendous pressure on her twat, causing liquid to come out of her pussy and cover her twat and hand. she started with both hands, and began to rub harder and harder. suddenly, the hottest, sexiest boy in school, davie, came up. she hadn't seen him, but she clearly saw the tent-shaped bulge in his pants through the thin football uniform material. she quickly grabbed him and sat on him with her twat completely uncovered. she thrusted her hips all around and felt the large, hard lump in his pants expand until she thought it would rip the fabric. there was a large wet spot on the front of his pants, from her pussy and his cock. she took off her shirt and all of his clothes, but refused him sex- she masturbated with his cock. she took it in her hands and rubbed it all over her pussy. davie moaned, 'get on with it! lube my rocket!' it was large, and throbbing, and precum was dripping o...