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8. horny
to be sexually aroused.

when horny, men will get hard-ons and women's pussies will get wet.

when you are horny, you should have sex to satisfy the horny-ness. or masturbate, if you can't get any at the moment. poooooooooooooooornnnn!!! smuuuuuuuut!!!!! >D

1. you're probably reading this definition 'cuz you're horny
2. i am also horny, hence i shall give us both a nice "story" to masturbate to. enjoy!
A man walked quietly into an inconspicuous building in the red light district of town. Inside, he was greeted by two blonde, topless twins who each took one of his arms and led him to a table. A few minutes later, another girl came by and handed him a beer. Thanking her, he tucked a bill into her tight bra.

As the man sat and sipped his drink, he looked around. All around him were girls: girls stripping, girls dancing, girls serving drinks. There were also many men just like him: they just wanted a little fun.

Later, a busty woman wearing a lacy black bra and thong came by his table and touched his shoulder seductively. She sat herself in his lap, playing her fingers all around his face and neck.

"Hey, baby," she said as she started to rub up against him. She licked her lips. "I'm bored. Won't you come play with me?"

"Depends on what you wanna play," the man replied smoothly. The girl giggled.

"I like the way you talk." She started to rub her scantily clad crotch against the bulge in the man's pants, slowly rubbing harder and more insistently. She practically fucked him dry, but stopped suddenly. "Come with me. I'll let you choose what we'll play."

And with that, the two stood up and went into another room. The room had a kingsize bed in it, with a pole in the middle of the room. After locking the door, the girl began to dance on the pole, rubbing it between her pussy and breasts as the man sat on the bed and stripped. Then, the girl joined him, and started to rub against him again as he took off her skimpy bra and thong. She pumped his huge erection until he could stand it no longer.

The man grabbed her and shoved her down into the bed. He started to fuck her hard, fast, and deep, just the way she liked it. She moaned loudly as his huge, rock-hard dick thrust in and out of her tight wet pussy.

"Mmmm, yea!! Oh, yes, baby, just like that.... Uhhh.... Do it again, baby, again.... Harder... Faster... UUHH!!"

"Yea, that's it, scream like the slut you are!" the man grunted as he pounded her pussy.

The girl's moans got higher and faster as she neared orgasm. A few minutes later, both of them came hard, gushing cum all over each other. They then did the 69 position, licking up every drop. The woman panted and moaned as the man nibbled on her clit, and she started to suck his penis hungrily. She deep-throated him as his dick got hard again, but pulled away just before he came again.

They went back to fucking, with the man on top again. As he thrust in and out of her, he bit her titties and fingered her ass. The woman moaned and exclaimed seductively, causing him to fuck her even harder.

"Oooo.... aaaaaa..... uuuuuuuh....... yes, baby, YES!! Give it to me!! Give it all!! I want you to fuck me like an animal! HARDER!! FASTER!! AAAAA!!" She screamed sexily as his enormous erection slid in and out. To let him go even deeper inside her, she spread her legs out to the sides, like she was doing a split. He banged her with his thick, long, hard dick with powerful and intense thrusts, rubbing her clit with one of his hands as another played with her big tits.

Soon, the friction and sensation was too much her to bear, and she orgasmed, screaming louder than ever as she gushed cum all over his penis. He kept on fucking her oversensitized pussy until he came, too, spilling his white hot cream into her as she moaned loud and long.

The two collaspsed on the cum-soaked sheets, sweaty and exhausted. But not for long. After resting a while, they started to have sex again. They screwed in all positions, and had hard, rough, messy sex all night long.

Typing this made me horny as fuck. I need pr0n, NOW.
1. horny
i assume that if you're looking up horny you're probably horny in some way, hence the first example.

what happens to me after reading anything.

the state i am in after reading the above definitions.

desiring sex or a wanting to masturbate.

see ganting or randy
Warning to all males!
The following example may make you horny, so if you're in a public place where someone might see your bone, refrain from reading by clicking the red x at the top right corner of your window. Thank you, and enjoy if you're already horny.

The lecture about rocket thrusters and heat transfer makes me really horny, my rocket expanding due to increased o fuel flow, so I remove my rocket from it's secret lair in my pants. My rocket science teacher gives me a glare and walks over to me. But instead of yelling at me like I thought she would, she says seductively, "Let me lubricate your rocket for you," and starts to unbutton her blouse. As soon as she removes all of her clothes, she takes off my jeans and my boxers as I caress and lick her tits. Staring up at me with a look of bestial lust, she started to pump my rocket in and out of her mouth, sweet and moist, faster and faster. The feeling of my rocket in her mouth are insane. But soon she can't contain herself any longer, so she pushes me onto my back on the table, straddling her beautiful body on my hips. I guide my rocket into her spaceport, and she starts to bob her spaceport up and down my rocket on top of the table, moaning and purring with ecstasy. Her back arches, as the rhythm and tactile pleasure increases tenfold again and again and again and again as my rocket thrusts in and out of her spaceport, the oily lubricant of her spaceport facilitating the euphoric sensations in my rocket. Her space...
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2. horny
Turned on immensely
For guys: When their heart rate speeds up and their dicks become stiff and hard.
For girls: When their heart rate speeds up and their pussies become wet and slippery.
I'm so horny I could do a goat.
by Nympho Aug 25, 2003 add a video
3. horny
When a person feels intense sexual desire.
They went on a movie date and then he drove them back to her apartment. He walked her to the door and geve her a gentle kiss goodnight.

With no words spoken, they both somehow knew what would happen next. She unlocked the door and took his hand, leading him inside. He kicked the door shut behind him and they sat down on the couch.

They simultaneously rushed to embrace each other and they began to kiss. She ran all of her fingers through his hair just the way she knew he loved.

He knew just how to make her horny. While they kissed, he placed one hand on her hip, slowly stroking up and down her side, just barely allowing his thumb to graze the side of her breast each time. He put his other hand on the back of her neck and gently massaged the small indentations behind her earlobes.

This made her start to breathe heavier and moan a little. He noticed this and started to feel her up just a tiny bit faster.

"Oh," she thought, "Oh, he is soooo goooood at this." She felt her cunt begin to moisten and continued to kiss him. He let his tounge explore every inch of her mouth, using an amazing rhythm.

She couln't contain her feelings any longer. She stopped kissing his lips and leaned her head back. She put her hands on his shoulders.

He didn't break his rhythm and started to kiss her neck. He let both of his hands run up and down her sides as he started to suck on her neck. They knew it would leave a hicky but neither one of them cared.

He took her face in h...
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4. horny
when you feel the urge to have sex really badly (daily for a virgin who cant get any like me)
if only i could get some, i wouldnt be so horny
by Hornball Apr 30, 2004 add a video
5. horny
to want to fuck and fuck and fuck but you can't get any so you go online and find free porn!!
Just about every1 on here is horny
by HORNY BEAST Jun 4, 2003 add a video
6. horny
Obsessive thoughts about getting some.
I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn
looks good.
by Homer Simpson Apr 25, 2003 add a video
7. horny
Thank you #6 Definition, now read mine girls! its for you! when you are VERY sexually aroused and really need to get some.
kylie woke up and went to school. she kept thinking about the 6th definition of 'horny' on urbandictionary and couldn't focus during english. her pussy was throbbing so hard and she was lucky she was wearing jeans so you couldn't see the wet stains. after school she had to wait for about an hour til the football game started. she was still so wet and her pussy was throbbing SO hard that she went and sat in the deserted bleachers and took off her pants and underwear, and began to rub her pussy. she leaned her head back and moaned. she inserted her middle finger a little into her pussy, and exerted termendous pressure on her twat, causing liquid to come out of her pussy and cover her twat and hand. she started with both hands, and began to rub harder and harder. suddenly, the hottest, sexiest boy in school, davie, came up. she hadn't seen him, but she clearly saw the tent-shaped bulge in his pants through the thin football uniform material. she quickly grabbed him and sat on him with her twat completely uncovered. she thrusted her hips all around and felt the large, hard lump in his pants expand until she thought it would rip the fabric. there was a large wet spot on the front of his pants, from her pussy and his cock. she took off her shirt and all of his clothes, but refused him sex- she masturbated with his cock. she took it in her hands and rubbed it all over her pussy. davie moaned, 'get on with it! lube my rocket!' it was large, and throbbing, and precum was dripping o...
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